Bits & Pieces IX (I miss Hobo Edition)

[Dynamithix]

A video of continuous random clips with stick figures isn't really funny at all.

[Varrok]

I dunno, I found the one with carrots pretty funny.

But yeah, older ones were much better

[Manco]

[Phylum]

That's a joke, right?

Please just tell me it is so that I can move on with my life.

[Manco]

I dunno man, he’s got citations and everything.

[Nepsotic]

It has to be a joke. People this stupid only exist in films and New Jersey, and those people don't know how to use computers.

[Varrok]

I believed it.

[Crashpunk]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does the planet produce Water? There isn't a limit of it?

[Phylum]

There is a strictly finite amount of water on Earth, it's just that most of it that used is recycled in one way or another.

Planets cannot create matter.

[Nepsotic]

Most of it? Why isn't it all recycled?

[Phylum]

Because the molecule can be broken down and it can be converted to other forms.

[Nepsotic]

So theoretically... We could eventually run out of water?

[Phylum]

As far as I know that would take some significant intervention on the part of man, but it's not impossible. Mind you, for every water molecule that gets broken down it's just as likely to get reformed somewhere down the track because the global ecosystem likes to recycle water.

[Nate]

To answer Nep's question in a bit more detail:

Water (H₂O) is made up of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom. Under certain circumstances (for instance, running an electrical current between them), the molecule gets broken up and split in to seperate Hydrogen and Oxygen molecules. Both of these molecules are highly reactive though, so it's very likely that as long as the Hydrogen doesn't float off and away from the planet, it will eventually combust and reform in to H₂O.


Also, this is very much 'In Theory', as the amount of energy required to electrolyse all the water on the planet is unthinkable.

[Nepsotic]

Ah, I see. So it works just like using electrolysis to extract metals, then.

[MeechMunchie]

And to state the obvious:

1) While life has existed for 3.7 billion years, humans have existed for only 400,000.
2) Many life-forms consume less water than a human and some none at all.
3) The global human population reached 6 billion in 1999 AD. Not 38,000 BC.
4) The vast majority of water consumed by humans is returned to their environment in a matter of days via sweating, urination and expiration. The remaining amount is returned upon decomposition following death.

[Strike Witch]

Sooo biiiig

[Nepsotic]

I downloaded this and re-uploaded it so it's beauty could not be lost if the sperg wants to delete it.


I don't know why I think it's so funny, I just do.
For those of you who don't know.

[Varrok]

Nepsotic: Reuploads a video so everyone can see it, then makes it private.

[Nepsotic]

As long as you can see it, it's fine. I don't want people on YouTube thinking that's me.

Wait, can you see it now?

[Varrok]

Yup, it works now. It didn't before

[Nepsotic]

Ah, well even if it didn't you could still go see it on OddMan's blog.

[Varrok]

No.
Use normal fonts.

[Nepsotic]

But everybody likes Comic Sans.

[Manco]

That’s not even ironically funny.

[MeechMunchie]

EDIT: Christ, there's more of them.

[Bullet Magnet]

[Dynamithix]

[Wings of Fire]

So about that new Aliens game...

[Wings of Fire]

I think I'm allowed this double post?