Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer

[the brew master]

A:cause cows eat cucumbas

Q:why do cows eat cucumbas???

[Hobo]

(20 pages nearly 800 posts. And all of it useless. Why isn't this thread closed yet? Peter You promice don my wedding night that you'd close it!)

[Splat]

(It's not rubbish, it's entertainment! Good, clean... yeah, ok.)

A. Cause goats eat pyjamas

Q. Why do goats eat pyjamas?

[the brew master]

A:so they can evolve to a highly intellegent race so they can take over the world.

Q:why do they want to take over the world???

[Al the Glukkon]

A:So they can get the Illuminati!
Q: Whats the Illuminati?

[the brew master]

A: your mum

Q:whats your mum??

[ANN NEELY]

A: Your mum.

Q1: You have pie?
Q2: Are there cavemen in Heaven?
Q3: How much wood coulkd a woodchuck chuck if he set Abraham Lincoln on fire?
Q4: Why did I actually go to school with horribly clashing clothes on?!? (No, really.)
Q5: How low can you go?
Q6: What would you do for a Klondike Bar? (I would set a hobo on fire, how 'bout you?)

[Splat]

A1. No
A2. No
A3. All the wood that he could chuck
A4. cause no sehtolc gnihsalc ylbirroh htiw loohcs ot og yllautca i did yhw
A5. To the centre of the earth (after that you're going up again)
A6. I would ask what the fuzz is a klondike bar and if i like what i heard, i'de probably walk to the shops to buy one.

Q. Bananas?

[ANN NEELY]

A: No, Atomic Strawberries!

Q1: When will the Easter Platypus come?
Q2: Why is the fax machine watching everyone with it's beady digital eyes?
Q4: What happened to question 3?
Q5: Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang?
Q6: Who here speaks Hobo?

[Esus]

a1: It wont
a2: Its not
a4: Shhh
a5: what? a fifth question?
a6: This is ridiculous... 6 questions...

Q: Do you like windows?

[ANN NEELY]

A: As a matter of fact, I want to be one when I grow up!

Q1: Are my toes jealous of my fingers because they get to point at stuff?
Q2: Does anyone like my signature?
Q3:What about my avatar?
Q4: Why do the carrot sticks of despair keep breaking my windows?
Q5: Why is my lunch box haunted (It follows me to school!)?

[Splat]

A1. Don't know, you'll have to ask em
A2. Yes
A3. No
A4. Cause your milk tastes so good, the cows want it back!
A5. The ghost of your ham sandwich is after you.

Q. If cheese is 7 letters long and robot is 4 letters long, what is the meaning of the large red contaminated sign over my sisters bedroom door?

[Abeguy]

A:SNOOZAK!!

Q: what month is it when pickles Drink under the deep blue jello and run around going AWOOOOOOOOGA!

[Oddish]

A: 1st of April.

Q:What did the parite say to the captin who has 4 eyes?

[paramiteabe]

"I" don't know! Get it "eye" don't know yuk yuk!

I want to be a goo goo when I grow up why are pretzels growing out of my nose?

[ANN NEELY]

A: Because you planted them there.

Q1: How much does a small elephant weigh?
Q2: What is 193 minus 194?
Q3: Am I the youngest on the forums? *Feels very alone*
Q4: Cheese?

[TheRaisin]

1. A small elephant weighs fiddy pound. You forgot to say how old it is, so my answer is right no matter what!
2. -1
3. You may well be, but don't worry. Psychologically, you're probably quite a bit older than most of them. Ha ha.
4. Cheese.

Now it's my turn!

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
What is the capital of Assyria?
How would I say "Ties suck" in binary code?
What's your favorite color?
Why not?

[ANN NEELY]

A1: African or European?
A2: Mac N' Cheese!
A3: A bunch of dots.
A4: Black, blue, and red. Just the way you're gonna look when I'm through with you!
A5: Because the walls have ears.

Q1: Two plus Two?
Q2: What is the tyroplesm of tookalideedoolaka?
Q3: Can I make your head explode?
Q4: Why does the school let us wear our pajamas to school?
Q5: Are there cavemen in heaven?

[Splat]

A1. 5
A2. the opposite of the Akaloodeedilakoot of Mselporyt.
A3. Yes
A4. Cause it gives the teachers an excuse to do it to (so they can sleep in the school)
A5. No (you asked that one already)

Q1. What colour was Rana Pratap's WHITE horse?
Q2. If D.D is the short form of DOORDARSHAN, what's the long form?
Q3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army
(d) WRITE A PLAY
Q4. Metric conversion.
How many feet in 0.0 meters?
Q5. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
Q6. What language is spoken in RUSSIA?
Q7. How to you spell PURPLE?
Q8. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
Q9. Where does rain come from?
(a) Himalayas
(b) Trees
(c) Indian Ocean
(d) the sky
Q10. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no
Q11. What are coat hangers used for?
Q12. Which creature is called Giraffe?
Q13. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium-OR-spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
Q14. Where is the ground floor in a three story building located?
Q15. Advanced math: If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

[ANN NEELY]

Oops, sorry about askin' that again.

A1: Pink
A2: G.G
A3: c, most definetly.
A4: About the same as a herd of moose.
A5: Time to fix the TV.
A6: Korean.
A7: The same way you spell, "Ma'am, theres a monkey in your purse."
A8: Dude, Moo, Barney, Curly, and Moe.
A9: B, you dumb or somethin'?
A10: B, who can?
A11: Hanging criminal coats.
A12: The one with purple skin.
A13: ANN
A14: In the sky, you dimwit.
A15: Blue.

Q1: Blue?
Q2: Whats the speed of dark?
Q3: How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
Q4: What happens if you get scared half to death TWICE?
Q5: If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

[TheRaisin]

A1. No, green.
A2. The Zerg.
A3. It's quite simple: the pen will be filled with visible emptiness.
A4. This is a simple misconception. You can't get scared half to death twice, just half of how much you already got scared to death. So you'll never die of fright, because your level of being scared to death will never reach zero. Everyone knows that!
A5. 'Cause she's stupid, shallow, and made of plastic. No one really likes those people.

Okay. Before my questions, I just hafta point out that:
Einstein's Theory of Relativity centers around the idea that the speed of light is a constant (approx. 186,000 miles per second). This means that no matter how fast an object is moving, light is moving 186,000 miles per second faster than that (this is why breaching light speed is an impossibility, and does not rely on simply how fast an engine can move you). So if the object is moving, and light hasn't sped up (impossibility), the only explanation is that the faster one moves in space, the more time slows down. That's a very simplistic explanation of it. Hokay, now ees time for questionz.

1. Is Ann Neely a fan of Invader Zim?
2. What is the meaning of the word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconeosis? (this is an actual word, with an actual meaning)
3. Where can a man stay for many a day and he don't need any money?
4. Where IS Waldo? That bum escape-artist owes me money.
5. What kind of music does Ann Neely listen to?
6. We know The Answer, 42, but what is the question? The Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything? And don't tell me "What is 6*7?".

[ANN NEELY]

A1: Yessiree bob! IZ ROX!
A2: Cheese?
A3: A cardboard box.
A4: In Hollywood, scaring Speilberg
A5: Poke'mon music.
A6: The question is Whats 43 minus 1.

[Oddish]

Q: Where does Saddam keep his CD's?

[Esus]

A. In his shirt pocket

Q. I want a lot of money, real quick. How do I get it?

[Oddish]

Acually in Iraq, you know "in a rack!" LOL

A. First you get it, real quick, now you have a lot of money.

Q. A morron says what?

[DeBulletDodger]

Knowbody is gunna answer that

[the brew master]

A:huh???

Q:if oddish was saddam husien and debulletdodger was george bush how many apples am i holding???

[DeBulletDodger]

hmmmmmmmm 2

[ANN NEELY]

A: About 93, give or take.

Q1: Two?
Q3: What happened to question 2?
Q4: Why did the monkeys take my report card?
Q5: What is my middle name?

[Splat]

A1. ?owT
A3. The same thing that happened to answer 2
A4. To eat it
A5. Gerty

Q1. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
Q2. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Q3. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Q4. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
Q5. Why did the fith monkey fall out of the tree?
Q6. Why did the sixth monkey fall out of the tree?