Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer

[Splat]

Cause the CD is full o flies that are zooming about inside your computer bashing into your motherboard!

Q1. Why wont sligslinger lay off our backs? Were just trying to have a good time! what does it matter to you if our thread is 24 pages long?
Q2. If a cheseburger contains chese and burgers what does a bigmac contain?

... uh, 25 pages!

[ANN NEELY]

A1: Some people don't care in the least.
A2: A big man named Mac!

Q1: Why is my ferret silly?
Q2: Why is my teacher so easy to crack up?
Q3: Why is am I as dumb as Ed (Ed, Edd, And Eddy.)?
Q4: Why can't Pikachu talk?

[Nate]

A1) That's what happens when you shop at the Discount Ferret Store - you should have gone to Ferrets 'R' Us.
A2) cos (s)he's a teacher. It goes with the chalkstains and bad dress sense. They probably teach it at teacher's school.
A3)Well it is actually a little known fact that the word 'STUPID' was actually coined by the great Sir Isaac Newton to describe his father in law Lord Edmund Pharnesay. It comes from the Greek word 'Stup' (roughly translating to 'sub-normal') and 'Ed'; making Stup-Ed which later was corrupted to stuped and then stupid. Not much is known about Lord Edmund but it is thought that Sir Isaac's odium for the man comes from his Lordships inability to fulfill his promises regarding his daughter's dowry because of a number of bad business decisions of the "Coal to Newcastle" variety. In any case, it is a truism that all Ed's following Lord Edmund have been able to be described by the word stuped. ps I can only assume that your name is 'ed' based on the bad grammar and sheer lack of clarity in your question.
A4) Sorry to break it to you but Pikachu isn't real, just like Santa.


Q1) Sort of a similar one but: Why does everyone named 'Sam' or 'Sammy' or 'Samy' piss me off, but not of they are called 'Samuel'?
Q2) Why would parents tell their kids that Santa is real, when they are just going to be devastated when they find out the truth?

[ANN NEELY]

A1: because each peach pear plum.
A2: Because they like seeing us suffer.

Q1: why do carrots improve eyesight? *_*
Q2: Why is my username on forums my real name? -_-;;
Q3: Why do I like to draw dragons? 8 |
Q4: Why are Gabbits so hard to draw?

[Splat]

A1. Cause they can be cut down really thin to produce something not unlike the lenses in glasses
A2. Cause bananas are edible
A3. Cause they ROCK! WOOO! DRAGONS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
A4. Cause they only have one mouth.

Q1. What would happen if you got a pineapple and rapped it up in barbed wire and passed 25,000 volts of electricity through the barbed wire and chucked the rusult off the top of the empire state building then caught it in a net half way down and then got a swahili to fart on it then dropped it into a paddling pool full of spaghetti?
Q2. Would my pineapple still be edible after that?

[ANN NEELY]

A1: I would eat the american flag.
A2: Despite it being rock hard, yes.

Q1: Why am I nuts?
Q2: What happened to the water, the water, the water? What happened to the water, the water so wet? It mixed up with the dirt, the dirt, the dirt. The water got into the dirt and turned it into mud! The mud got on my shoe, my shoe, my shoe. The mud got on my shoe, and then I came inside. I messed up the carpet, the carpet, the carpet. The mud got on the carpet, and my mom got mad! She sent me for some water to clean up the carpet, I turned on the faucet, but nothing came out. What happened to the water, the water, the water? What happened to the water? The water I need to clean the carpet and wash the dog? And wash the dog?

[Splat]

A1. cause the monkey is a door.
A2. The evil mutant salad bowls stole it!

Q. Why are the evil mutant salad bowls trying to nick all the worlds water and where are they putting it all?

[ANN NEELY]

A: In my shoes.

Q: Can I ship my sister to China?
Q2: Why is there water in my shoes?
Q4: What happened to Q3?
Q5: Why is ther a ghostly hand on your shoulder?

[Esus]

A: You cant.
A2: because you put it there
A4: Not much.
A5: there isn't.

Mouses or Mice?

[Seargentbig]

A: Neither: Meices!
Q: Why do I have to ask a question after every answer?

[T-nex]

A: becous that SOMEONE has to answer SOMETHING!!!

Q: Do i have a door in my head??

[Splat]

A. No but the hole in the back of your head explains the leaks!

Q. How did T get a hole in the back of his head?

[Fez]

the huge amount of spam smashed it in.

whats the difference in caliber between the AK-47 and the AK-74?

[ANN NEELY]

A: Cucumbers.
Q1: Why are there gum brands named for outer space (Orbit, Eclipse)?
Q2: How many deaths must it take before a soldier knows too many people have died?
Q3: How many ears must a man have to hear people cry?
Q4: How many M&Ms can fit in a pineapple made of cheese?

[Nate]

Very philosophical Ann. The only thing is that most of my first-thought answers were actually logical and as such would not fit in the stupid questions/answers discussion. Here goes:

A1) Advertising execs channelling each other (read: plagiarising)
A2) Only 1, but it has to be his own.
A3) Only 1 but their have to be some people crying nearby. And he can't be deaf.
A4) Well it depends on what sort of cheese we're talking about. If its a good old block of bog-standard yellow cheese the answer is zero cos there's no room. On the other hand, a nice holey Swiss cheese could fit anywhere up to 156-163 M&Ms, depending on its age and level of fermentation. Also, if it is made with pig renit (not sure if that is spelled right) you will be able to fit another four and a half.

Q1) Why does my MP3 player keep on crashing?
Q2) Does anyone actually like Britney Spears for her music and not just her breasts?
Q3) What ever happened to Steve Guttenburg?

[GrigtheSlig]

Whoa! I thought this thread died a long time ago! OH well.

A1. It's blind. Be nice to it, just don't give it the keys to your car.
A2. I don't like here at all, but I can say this... The plastic surgions did a great job!
A3. He died...

Q1. Why has this thread lasted so long?

[Splat]

A. Because it came and threatened to kill us all if we didn't post!So we shot t and nicked its wallet abut realised we could only use its credit cards if we kept posting here!

Q. Is (or was) this post a boy or a girl?

[GrigtheSlig]

A. Both!

Q. Did the President like the donkey I sent him?

[Esus]

nope

Can I borrow your computer?

[CarboN]

A: only if my cat can stick a fuzzle in his ass I can think about it.

Q: Is it racism if I eat an apple only because its bright red and I find a worm inside it, and not the not-so-delicious-looking ugly apple, which appears a lot more delicious, but then again, I didn't even want apples, I wanted blueberries!

[GrigtheSlig]

A. Go with the blueberries, you racist apple eater!

Q. Are you gonna die tomorrow?

[CarboN]

A; Why not? It's fun! Yippeeeee!!!!

Q: Should I?

[Nate]

A) Only if you're right handed.

Q) I've been working here at Ford (no really) for a month now and I still spend my time surfing my forums. Why won't my boss give me any work? Also, do my colleagues realise that I am wasting time and do they think any less of me?

[CarboN]

A: You can solve your problem by counting 43+25/8, if not, you'r co-workers have a mental illness.

Q: My friend said that I shouldn't collect evil winged squirrelrobots anymore??
What should I do?

[GrigtheSlig]

A. I think you should go to Six Flags for every monday you see your mom...

Q. Are you gonna take my advice?

[ANN NEELY]

A:No.

Q1: How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
Q2: Why does goo float?
Q3: Am I smarter than a bus driver?
Q4: Are the evil pink bunny slippers that live under my bed and the evil unicorn dolls of doom that live in my closet teaming up against me?

[Nate]

A1) That is a stupid question 'cos you've mistaken a definition. It's YOU that smells. Your feet stink!
A2) because it has a lower density that 1g/cm^3 (the density of water). On the other hand, goo that has a higher density will sink. I'm not sure what will happen to goo that has exactly the same density. It may explode, or just crawl away feeling embarrassed.
A3) Well I don't know you to answer accurately but I will have to say that on the balance of probabilities the answer would be yes. It's not hard to be smarter than a bus driver. I mean who would get a job sitting on your arse all day in traffic being abused by passengers if they could get something better?
A4) No. The reason they talk in whispers and fall silent whenever you approach is that they are planning a surprise party for you. There will be cake and presents and all your imaginary friends. Now remember to act surprised when it happens because I really shouldn't have told you. Those bunny slippers can get pretty vicious when they're upset.

Q1) I eat food of many colours - green spinach, red peppers, blueberries and orange oranges. So why is my [ahem] crap always brown?
Q2) What does my signature actually mean?

[Al the Glukkon]

Q1: How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
Q2: Why does goo float?
Q3: Am I smarter than a bus driver?
Q4: Are the evil pink bunny slippers that live under my bed and the evil unicorn dolls of doom that live in my closet teaming up against me?

1. Are you sure?
2.Because it can.
3.
4.the evil pink bunny slippers that live under your bed and the evil PONY dolls of doom that live in your closet are.
1. I don't know.
2.Cheese!

Q:If carrots are good for your eyes can they dial a phone?
Q: Why does the Mona Lis keep staring at me?

[ANN NEELY]

A1: Try and see.
A2: She's actually staring at the gopher wearing cowboy boots thats standing right behind you.

Q1: Why is that gopher wearing cowboy boots?
Q2: What is the `Mona Lis' that Al The Glukkon is talking about?
Q3: Anybody have a stick?
Q4: Why do I still like Poke'mon (Not that theres anything wrong with that...)?
Q5: Am I crazy or creepy....or BOTH?

[the brew master]

A1:cause the cow jumped over the moon
A2:its a horrible beaver that lives on the planet cookie
A3:the crazy man who came from venus with a chainsaw does
A4:cause if you watch it while rewinding it says a message which is brainwashing you
A5:niether your a werido

Q1:why did the cow jump over the moon??
Q2:who is the crazy man from venus??