Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer -

Splat · #**691** 02-29-2004, 07:01 AM

Wow, another veggietales fan!

1. a bunch o people makin fools of themselves
2. dont think, drink
3. cause he cant understand the mute cebu
4. wood
5. cause no ones renting it yet

Q. If i ate 4 bananas one day and 11 oranges the next day how many cherries are there on a plum tree?

L.o. · #**692** 02-29-2004, 07:44 AM

A: none.
Q: Why are there cherries on a plum tree?

ANN NEELY · #**693** 02-29-2004, 08:59 AM

A: because "seven ate nine"

Q1: Why is his head so big? WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG????

Q2: Atomic strawberries?

Q3: If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Q3: What is the square root of fresh cut spring meatballs?

Q4: Why did George Cherry cut down the Washington tree?

Q5: Every time I look in the mirror, I see a Gabbit. Why?

Q6: Why does lemon juice have artificial lemon and dishwasher soap have real lemon?

L.o. · #**694** 02-29-2004, 09:29 AM

1: ?!..dunno
2: Yes, as well as radioactive cucumbers..
3: HABBA!
3: Mmm..meatballs.
4: Becuase he stole his last name.
5: Your a Gabbit..either that or a Gabbit is haunting your house..
6: Because lemons like dishwasher soap more than juice.

Q: My head is big?!

ANN NEELY · #**695** 02-29-2004, 09:39 AM

A: Si, Senor!

Q1: Who?
Q2: If I'm a Gabbit, how do I steal a wheel chair from the hospital?
Q3: What is the speed velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut?
Q4: What the?
Q5: Why is there a slig wearing underwear on it's back approaching me with a plunger?
Q6: Why is my pet beaver wearing a viking helmet?

Seargentbig · #**696** 02-29-2004, 02:13 PM

A1,2,3,4,5,6: You're crazy
Q: Why are you asking so many questions at once?

ANN NEELY · #**697** 03-01-2004, 10:20 AM

A: Asking is part of knowledge.

Splat · #**698** 03-01-2004, 11:54 PM

:

Q1: Who?
Q2: If I'm a Gabbit, how do I steal a wheel chair from the hospital?
Q3: What is the speed velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut?
Q4: What the?
Q5: Why is there a slig wearing underwear on it's back approaching me with a plunger?
Q6: Why is my pet beaver wearing a viking helmet?

1. You
2. by throwing a lot of nerve gas about
3. 0 m/h
4. the what?
5. he wants to steal your brain!
6. cause he wants horns

Q. Why do teachers teach?

Esus · #**699** 03-02-2004, 06:03 AM

A: Because those who can, do.

Q: why is Splat a freak experiment?

Splat · #**700** 03-02-2004, 08:13 AM

Ithought a serious answer would be better for this one: http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=6940

Why is it that when you spell esus backwards you get suse?

ANN NEELY · #**701** 03-02-2004, 10:16 AM

A: Just because.

Q: If jon has two apples, and homer has seven oranges, why don't they just shuddup and eat? -_-;;

Q2: Why did I paint my nails? o_O;;

Splat · #**702** 03-04-2004, 08:36 AM

A. I agree entirely
A2. umm... seventeen

Q. Why is Ann Neely yleeN nnA backwards?

Esus · #**703** 03-04-2004, 08:48 AM

A: Providence.

Why is Splat, Talps backwards?

Abe's son · #**704** 03-04-2004, 10:01 AM

...uh... Pie?

Why are ther zombies in my basement?

Esus · #**705** 03-04-2004, 10:23 AM

A: Have a look at your sig image...

Q: Why is Splats name Talps backwards?

T-nex · #**706** 03-04-2004, 08:55 PM

A: Becous he talps alot.

Q: Why does Splat talps???

Seargentbig · #**707** 03-04-2004, 11:10 PM

A: Because he's a talpser.
Q: Why is my name spelt backwards ...
... um... never mind that question.
Q: What is my name?

L.o. · #**708** 03-05-2004, 06:32 AM

Q1: Its not...or at least I dont think it is... ?? 0_o ??
Q2: Screen name- Seargentbig actuall name- ?????

Why's my skin blue? ....and why does my oatmeal have a mushroom growing out of it?

Splat · #**709** 03-06-2004, 05:59 AM

cause theres no Q in robot andget new oatmeal!

if i talps a lot, what does broogaba mean?

ANN NEELY · #**710** 03-06-2004, 06:20 AM

A: Somethin'.
Q1: Why do I draw Oddworld comics 24/7?
Q2: Why is my brain made of overratiated mashed potatoes?
Q3: Why am I gnawing off my fingernails up to my elbow?
Q4: And how am I doing that?

Loup Garou · #**711** 03-07-2004, 03:42 AM

A to Q1: What else can you do with a brain out of mashed potatoes.
A to Q2: Cos you sold the original one to a madman that looked like Einstein.
A to Q3: Because you have to think while drawing.
A to Q4: I suppose it's a gift, like the mutants.
My question: Why do I get this Deija-vu feeling when I'm writing this?

ANN NEELY · #**712** 03-07-2004, 06:24 AM

A: Because your brain is made of hot cereal.
Q1: IS IT ME?? IS IT???
Q2: Why are there Evil Pink Bunny Slippers under my bed?
Q3: Will malicing them with a shoehorn kill them?

Sekto Springs · #**713** 03-07-2004, 06:28 AM

This thread is so old! Aren't any of you sick of it yet?

Fez · #**714** 03-07-2004, 06:29 AM

i want it closed now. Whos with me?

Sekto Springs · #**715** 03-07-2004, 06:29 AM

*raises hand*

ANN NEELY · #**716** 03-07-2004, 10:52 AM

No way! This roxs!

Sekto Springs · #**717** 03-07-2004, 10:58 AM

No, it's gay. There's already 24 pages (which is just unbelievably ridiculous), and it's starting to get on my nerves. I mean, I come to offtopic to see if there's any new posts and the only new ones are in the eye-sore of a thread and that's really getting old.

Seargentbig · #**718** 03-07-2004, 04:58 PM

*Pokes Sligslinger*
Sure it's old. But it's not like it's scumbing to decay, is it?
Ok, you give me enough good reasons to close this thread, and I'll stop arguing. But complaining because you were expecting something else in the new posts...

ANN NEELY · #**719** 03-08-2004, 12:32 PM

Who cares, Sligslinger? Sheesh... you people and your arguing...

Seargentbig · #**720** 03-08-2004, 05:00 PM

Yes. you're right. Let's continue.

:

A: Because your brain is made of hot cereal.
Q1: IS IT ME?? IS IT???
Q2: Why are there Evil Pink Bunny Slippers under my bed?
Q3: Will malicing them with a shoehorn kill them?

A1: Yes. It doesn't matter how many times you look, it will always be you.
A2: Beats me.
A3: Worth a try.
Kaboom!

Q: Why does my computer buzz loudly when it has a CD inside?