Sex and Gun

[Manco]

Normally my puns totally bomb.

[Wings of Fire]

Hentai*

No no. I've read that doujin four times over, but what I watched was definitely a porno.

[Job McYossie]

Normally my puns totally bomb.

Don't be ridiculous, they're always on track.

[Manco]

Don't be ridiculous, they're always on track.

With the sheer number I barrel through, at least a handful have to hit their mark.

[Job McYossie]

With the sheer number I barrel through, at least a handful have to hit their mark.

You're bold, no one can call you a panzy. yeah, it's a stretch

[MeechMunchie]

Don't worry about it. Turret-en word is a hard thing to master.

I pay a guy to dig my lawn, but he went to the wrong house. Luckily, artillery-alised his mistake.

[Nate]

What about having sex in a tank? Does that qualify for this thread?

What if it's in a fish tank?

... porn of which is actually surprisingly difficult to find. I was hoping to post a link but couldn't find anything.

[Manco]

I sat and tried to think of another tank pun, but couldn’t come up with anything. Guess I’m all out of ammo.

[Job McYossie]

Com'on, gear it up, or is your drivewheel gone?

[STM]

I broke my bed having sex.

There were no guns.

[Varrok]

guns or gtfo

[STM]

My penis is a spunk gun?

[Wings of Fire]

Isn't this the point where you post pictures of your triceps and say something dumb like 'These guns aren't for sale'?

[Mac Sirloin]

My favourite version of that kind of joke is 'Wanna hear a great gun sound?' and then you noisily kiss a bicep while flexing.

[Manco]

Com'on, gear it up, or is your drivewheel gone?

I just can’t keep shooting my mouth off forever.

[Nepsotic]

No no. I've read that doujin four times over

name pls

[Mac Sirloin]

My favourite gun is the Pfeifer Zeliska .600 Nitro Express Revolver. It's a gigantic, five chambered pistol designed for hunting big game. The PZ-NER as we'll call it, was designed with nothing but recreation in mind. It's a raucous, silly extravagance of a weapon but the massive rounds it fires can easily snap your wrists or dislocate a shoulder if you're not careful.

I also like Bazookas. I think Bazookas are all around perfect, but when you get into the specifics they stop being 'bazookas' and become silly stuff like 'Anti Material Rifles' and 'Rocket Propelled Grenades' The idea of a rocket propelled grenade is so fucking stupid. Just call an explosive rocket a rocket, don't duct tape a hand grenade to the tip and pretend it's something new entirely. Chew on that, DARPA. I know you're reading this.

[MeechMunchie]

We're the reason they decided they needed guns.