Greetin'.

[Mac Sirloin]

Is....is it just me or was his username different half an hour ago?

I have no idea. I just know that I don't like him and will make absolutely no effort to change that. My circle of "people here I like" closed when MA joined it like a week ago.

HE RESPONDED TO MY STORIES

YOU NEVER CALL

[Pilot]

The answer to that question lies in a single click of my signature banner.

[Dixanadu]

It began the second I logged in and saw "DixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixa naduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanadu DixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanadu" in every fucking topic.

I'm merely making contributions to the forums? Does that offend you? I think there should be a new rule that states 'Do not reply into topics more than five times, because it will make people go like this ---> >=((((((' Notice the constant use of open brackets, it means it's a very angry face. Mellow out man, and who is OANST?

And also, what is CAD?

I'd love a gummy snake.

[Mac Sirloin]

Guess what I just noticed

Dicks and doo

do ho ho

I hope this isn't a multi OANST made. That would be cruel.

[Mac Sirloin]

who is OANST?

OANST is our worst member ever.

Fuck double posting I'm grumpy.

[MA]

OANST was a legend that had the whole forum sucking on his dick.

i'm still undetermined what to think of you, Dixywotsit.

[Dixanadu]

Ah, I've been looking at some of his posts. Has he gone? He seemed quite a giggle.

Don't think of me, I'll be tempted to close my curtains.

[Pilot]

I'd love a gummy snake.

Really?

You'd be the first person whom I didn't have to force to take it.

[MA]

what the eyes dont see the heart dont mourn.

[Pilot]

Hey no offense but I keep wanting to think you're a chick because of your avatar.

[Dixanadu]

Oh... I will explain. The person in my avatar, (I'll write this in capitals so everyone can see) IS NOT A GIRL. It is in fact, a man. He's my favourite musical artist, mixing classical opera elements in with metal for a romanticised like sound.

Did I mention he's Japanese?

And for anyone wanting to know, the name is pronounced 'Dix-Ana-Doo', the Dix being French.

So if you thought I was a chick, sorry. =P

And I'm straight too. So no coohoodlyfoodling.

[Pilot]

And for anyone wanting to know, the name is pronounced 'Dix-Ana-Doo', the Dix being French.

Dix is the only part I noticed.

And I'm straight too. So no coohoodlyfoodling.

That just makes you more desirable. You obviously don't know what you've walked into.

[Wings of Fire]

You shouldn't have accepted the gummy snake, that was what happened to me.

Next you'll be lured into the black pit of What Do You Look Like and gays will grope after you forevermore.

[Dixanadu]

What's the pit of What Do You Look Like? I hope he doesn't like overly feminine boys who have cute smiles. It hides a TERRIBLE inside.

I like Pilot. He can tolerate me, unlike what's-his-name with the dog avatar. Tsk tsk...

[Pilot]

You shouldn't have accepted the gummy snake, that was what happened to me.

Next you'll be lured into the black pit of What Do You Look Like and gays will grope after you forevermore.

Yeah but you actually licked it before you accepted it; a rare allowance.

Um, yeah, plus some people may photoshop you into explicit scenes and claim that you were drunk when the photos were taken.

[Wings of Fire]

Having my hair set on fire wasn't really very explicit, and I'm sure I'd have noticed if it happened while I was drunk.

What's the pit of What Do You Look Like? I hope he doesn't like overly feminine boys who have cute smiles. It hides a TERRIBLE inside.

I do.

[Mac Sirloin]

What's the pit of What Do You Look Like? I hope he doesn't like overly feminine boys who have cute smiles. It hides a TERRIBLE inside.

I like Pilot. He can tolerate me, unlike what's-his-name with the dog avatar. Tsk tsk...

At least mine isn't some incomprehensible pretentious Japanese trannie with the myspaciest of angles on him.

Dipshit.

[Pilot]

Having my hair set on fire wasn't really very explicit, and I'm sure I'd have noticed if it happened while I was drunk.

Yeah, I know. Whoever did that was a total douche.

What's the pit of What Do You Look Like? I hope he doesn't like overly feminine boys who have cute smiles. It hides a TERRIBLE inside.

My pants just got shorter.

Now that OANST is gone Kastere's trying to become the new Alpha-member. Put a cork in it Kastere.

[Wings of Fire]

I think we're all trying to fill the OANST hole in our own special way. I feel a fuckton more playful online tonight for whatever reason.

[Mac Sirloin]

Put a cork in it Kastere. Now that OANST is gone he's trying to become the new Alpha-member.

Hardly. OANST is irreplaceable. Think of me as a Pylon. A Pylon before the idol that is OANST.

Think of me as a Pylon with a gun that misses his buddy.

[Pilot]

I think we're all trying to fill the OANST hole in our own special way. I feel a fuckton more playful online tonight for whatever reason.

This is a good thing.

Say.... you wanna..................

Hardly. OANST is irreplaceable. Think of me as a Pylon. A Pylon before the idol that is OANST.

Think of me as a Pylon with a gun that misses his buddy.

A pylon? Ridiculous. You couldn't stay hard or even remotely upright for him even if you tried. That makes several other members superior to you, you pylon-wannabe ass-douche dick fuck. Yeah, I totally just said that.

Nah, you're all right.

[Dixanadu]

=O If you went on livejournal.com and said that... Oh...dear, your blood would be everywhere, my friend.

Mana isn't a 'tranny', as you so vulgarly state. But if he was a chick, I would. But, I'm a devoted fan.

Or would you like to discuss this more openly?

[Wings of Fire]

Well I don't know about the other two but if I ever went on livejournal.com the gun would already be inside my mouth.

[Pilot]

See, you shouldn't have made the Canada comment.

But you did,

and it's great!

[Mac Sirloin]

A pylon? Ridiculous. You couldn't stay hard or even remotely upright for him even if you tried. That makes several other members superior to you, you pylon-wannabe ass-douche dick fuck. Yeah, I totally just said that.

Nah, you're all right.

I got the idea from the Pylon in my room. I use it to trumpet fart noises at children. Fo' reelz.

=O If you went on livejournal.com and said that...

Good thing nothing about Livejournal or its majority userbase appeals to me at all, huh? Idiot.

[Dixanadu]

Yes, I'm an idiot. Hold my hand and wipe my ass, I lack the knowledge to complete such basic tasks.

Now, leave me alone. Go play with frogspawn or something.

[Pilot]

PROTIP:



*teehee*

[Strike Witch]

Hi there newbie.

Basically:

All the moderators are fags. Pilot is harmless unless he gets his hands on pictures. OANST has an adorable child. WOF is the best guy on the forums. Havoc is the resident furry. Splat is the creepy religious guy but he doesn't really come into the firing line much. Bullet Magnet is Atheist Jesus with an IQ of over 9000. I'm the creepy animetard lesbian chick.

The rest is semantics.

[Bullet Magnet]

Why are all our recent newbies able to use grammar and spelling proficiently, but seem only to use their powers to create horrific imagery and sexual innuendo (usually both at the same time)?

[OddjobAbe]

I'd like to see you fart with diaorhea.

And no, I just feel like giggling at the moment. My clown has died, you see.

Fucker, I was eating.

Welcome.