Oh, God...Please don't quote POTC in front of me...it sickens me.
On topic, though, something that slipped my mind to add...I like a glass of 1/5 apple juice, 4/5 water, and several ice cubes. Non-alcoholic but thirst-quenching (beat that!)
And, oh, I don't use it as an excuse, since people don't buy into it much. Let it be known that in spite of the frequent partying, I've still managed to preserve my inner virgin...