Hello

[Fuzzle Guy]

OWF Fanthem

[Pilot]

We should record a theme, with all of the user names on it. Well, all the currently active ones anyway! I might try and record one!

What you suggest reminds me of this novelty song from the 70s called "Life is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me) by Reunion. Catchy!!

Something like this, except with OWF people?

[moxco]

I undertook a lot of yelling from my parents making this beacuse apparently I was supposed to be packing for an international trip in a few hours. Annnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy way here it is:

THE REMIX!

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[Mac Sirloin]

Does anyone else keep hearing 'So Cultural' in Moxco's remix?

It's not...abominable.

[AlexFili]

Could do with a bit of reworking though. The voice is a bit unclear.

[Mac Sirloin]

Fixed some of the Lyrics.

SO I WAS SITTING AT MY COMPUTER, DRINKING SOME GINGER ALE

AND THIS NEW MEMBER FREAKS OUT LIKE HE'S GONE BEING RAILED

THE MODS CAME DOWN LIKE A SHOOTING STAR

AND THEY MADE HIS ASS COARSE-JUST LIKE TAR-

EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS THAT FAGGOT MEECH

BUT HOBO WAS LIEK, 'SUP BEETCH-'

'IF YOU PROVE YOURSELF YOU CAN STAY

BUT FAIL AND PILOT WILL GET YOU (he's a oh-so gay)'

THE THREAD DEVOLVED INTO A CONSPIRATIONAL FIT

BUT EVERY SINGLE MEMBER LOVED EVER SINGLE BIT

WHEN SOUTH PARK WAS OVAH HOBO BANNED HIS ASS

AND HE SAID "I'M A MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, YOU FANBOY TRASH"



Originally it was going to be "Kiss my ass" but then I'd be rhyming 'ass' with 'ass'. And that would be Crass, and I didn't want to upset any lass by saying ass

[OddjobAbe]

I shall only re-record if I am bribed with something to do so.

[AlexFili]

Here ya go!

[OddjobAbe]

An image of 68 whole pence? You're on.

[Mac Sirloin]

I shall only re-record if I am bribed with something to do so.

I could always do it myself and add beatboxing with Audacity. Then we'll have Acoustic OWF Anthem and Suburban White Guy attempting rap OWF anthem

[OddjobAbe]

An alternative? Go ahead. I shall mix your style with mine to make a weird Mr. Bungle-esque fusion. It shall be known as The Third OWF Anthem.

[Wings of Fire]

I'll begin work on the hard rock remix.

[OddjobAbe]

If we get signed to a major label for this, don't worry about quality. I've got an eight minute-long complex jazz version arranged, so we'll be alright.

[Hobo]

Seriously. We should make an album.

[Pilot]

Fixed some of the Lyrics.

I submit for revision of the last line...

perhaps it should be, "I'M A MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, YOU DELICIOUS BASS"



ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING GINGER ALE ALREADY

[Mac Sirloin]

I submit for revision of the last line...

perhaps it should be, "I'M A MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, YOU DELICIOUS BASS"

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING GINGER ALE ALREADY

My dream is a Rocket made of Ginger Ale cans.

I was going to write a story around it called 'five wheels of death.' It would be about two slashers-one in a wheelchair and one on a unicycle-who try to save the world from some kind of Baron. In the end they escape on a giant rocket made of ginger ale.

A can of Ginger Ale frightened me earlier. I can't remember how, though.

[OANST]

Now this is a story all about how
Our forums got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll relate the story of how Hobo doesn't scare

In the land of bad teeth and crumpets he was raised
On the forums is where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all trollin' some bitches for breaking the rules
When this ignorant cunt
Who was up to no good
Started making multis in the neighborhood
Hobo found his new one, said "I ain't scared"
"Post your pussy ass shit, I don't care"


I couldn't bring myself to do more.

[Mac Sirloin]

Now this is a story all about how
Our forums got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll relate the story of how Hobo doesn't scare

In the land of bad teeth and crumpets he was raised
On the forums is where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all trollin' some bitches for breaking the rules
When this ignorant cunt
Who was up to no good
Started making multis in the neighborhood
Hobo found his new one, said "I ain't scared"
"Post your faggot ass shit, I don't care"


I couldn't bring myself to do more.

Well, you put me to shame.

Asshole.

[Pilot]

"Post your faggot ass shit, I don't care"

That's just badong.

[OANST]

It's not something I say, and after typing it I considered backspacing. It just worked so well, though.

[Pilot]

It just worked so well, though.

Kinda like the way you and I work well... isn't that right Matthy?

[OANST]

Kinda like the way you and I work well... isn't that right Matthy?

I'm not doing that again. That burned.

[Pilot]

I'm not doing that again. That burned.

Shhh..... No words.

[OANST]

I fixed it. I kept thinking about it and it was making me uncomfortable.

[AlexFili]

Heres a few samples of an oddworld forums jingle I came up with;
One is a musical version and one is a techno voice.

[OddjobAbe]

Interesting. Perhaps if I hear more of you so as to see what you are properly capable of, we could collaborate and write music. It's always nice to hear from other musicians.

And if I end up with some more time on my hands, I may record a funk rendition of Kastere's poem (or the "OWF Anthem" if we want to continue to call it that).

[AlexFili]

I can do a variety of accents, mainly; Borat, american (various regional dialects), Yoda...

[Mojo]

I larfed :P

"I'm dedicated but I'm not dedicated"

Lawlz

Lurve the lyrics XD. Kastere, you're still a dick

[MA]

If it isn't him then we've fucked up big time. Ha, what a welcome.

[OddjobAbe]

Trust me. It was him.

But yes, if it wasn't him, we've definitely failed to make him feel comfortable.