Club Slig: Reprise

[Hobo]

Yes, some of you old crusty vets might remember the first version of this thread that I made all those months ago. Well I enjoyed that RPG so much I want to bring it back. Yes. (Old Thread: http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=7795)

For those not so crusty, or those crusty ones with Bad memories here's the idea: (I'm just copying this straight from the last one, but editing a few names)

This RP is about a group of sligs who own a nightclub in the magog capital.
You can work for Frank's club or it's rival simply known as 'Tribal'

Characters can be either a member or staff.

Name:-Obvious

Gender:- Male/ Female/ Neither!

Franks club or Tribal

Species: Meh, nothing non-oddworld though

Member or Staff - Are they a regular, or just one of the chumps who works there?

Job:- If member whats their job outside the nightclub?
If staff please feel free to be whatever you like, here are some ideas: Waiter, Bouncer, Barman, DJ, Cleaner, manager, valet, attendant.

Personality: Are they Satan incarnate, or are they Jesus reborn, you tell me.

I couldn't give a damn about how many characters you have, so by all means go nuts!

Anyway, here are my Characters:

***

Name: Frankie
Gender: Male
Frank's Club
Species: Glukkon
Staff
Job: Manager

Personality: Frank is the king of cool, well at least he used to be, before Tribal opened up nearby. This cut his turnover in half and made him bitter towards anything to do with Tribal.

***

Name: Sonny

Gender: Male
Tribal
Species: Glukkon
Staff
Job: Manager

Personality: Local Club Kingpin. Well known for driving his rivals out of business, legally or not.

***

Name: CJ

Gender: Male

Frank's Club

Species: Slig

Staff

Job: Barman

Personality: CJ is a mean hand with any gun, he knows how to mix a mean bloody mary too.

[Seargentbig]

Oh, I remeber this. I always wanted to join it, but I don't think I did... I wonder why...

Name: Cantoth
Club: Tribal
Species: Vykker (Thus the lack of gender)
M/S: Staff
Job: Barman
Personality: Being a barman at Tribal is Cantoth's only job. Kicked out of the labs after blowing a hole out of it with an experiment involving lots of sodium tediously close to water. He's good enough, but would spike your drink quick as a wink if there were enough incentieve.

[spike 247]

I think I'll join for a change. *Hears people groan*

Name: Micky
Club: Franks Club
Gender: Male
M/S: Staff
Species: Glukkon
Job: Waiter
Personality: Always makes an ass of himself when serving, mainly because he has no arms. So attached to his belt is a metal arm with a plate attached to it so he can serve people with. But everybody's always sabotaging that arm while he's asleep.

[the brew master]

i'm in

Name:Rob/Robby
Club:Franks Club
Gender:Male
Species:Slig
M/S:Staff
Job:Hitman
personality:He can be a nice guy but if he has to get the job done he will by any means neccesary he also likes stay at the club alot and sometimes kicks some of the troublemakers out of there.

[The Red Muse]

Oh yay!
I've been waiting for this!
YAYNESS!!!

*ahem*

Right... anyway...

.:~Char 1~:.

Name: Matthew
Gender: Male
Club: Frank's
Species: Slig
Staff, Job: DJ
Personality: Matt is outgoing, goofy and a true ladies man. After his career ended in the rival club Sligonia, he got hired for Frank's. Matt took the offer and now he was been pleasuring the crowds for two years at Frank's. Matthew likes to be the centre of the attention. Matthew knows that the club's dancer, the diva, Amanda has a crush on him, but Matt can't stand her.

.:~Char 2~:.

Name: Amanda
Gender: Female
Club: Frank's
Species: Slig
Staff, Job: Dancer
Personality: Amanda is a bit of a diva. She knows every customer loves her and she knows how to use that for her advantage. Amanda has a crush on Matthew, but the feeling is not both sided.


So there.

[Hobo]

It was a stormy day when Frank stomped into the club, with a mood to match the weather. He was yelling at everyone and everything in sight. First, Matt.

Frank: You call that music! I've heard gunshots more musical!

Then CJ...

Frank: These glasses are still dirty! Wash them again!

Then Amanda:

Frank: You're supposed to DANCE, not wobble.

Then the door.

Frank: Open gently not viciously. Bloody Door.

Frank kicked the door, creating a large hole.

Frank: Gah!

He stormed into his office, poured himself a huge drink, and then very quickly fell asleep in his chair.

CJ washed the glasses again while watching Matt and Amanda practise their routine.

CJ: You've got some nice moves their Amanda!

[spike 247]

Micky waddles in wet from the storm outside.

Micky: Hey CJ.

CJ: Stop standing there and give this to Frankie.

CJ hands Micky a large G & T

Micky: Is he having one of those moods again?

CJ: Just give it to him.

Micky walks away into Frankies office. He walks through the door, managing to bring the whole door down with him.

Frankie awakes.

Frankie: Micky, what the bloody hell do you think you're doing huh? I thought I told you to always knock before you enter!

Micky: I would've, but...

Frankie: But nothing!

Frankie looks over to see what Micky is holding.

Frankie: Whats that in your holding? Is, is that a large G & T? Do you think I'm in need of a drink or something? 'Cause I can asure you that I am not pissed! I've seen more respect at the Tribal for god sakes! Try not to make an ass of yourself tonight, now go, leave me alone. Hand over that G & T!

Micky hands Frankie the drink and walks out.

Frankie: Don't forget to close the door behind you on your way out!

Frankie drinks the G & T and falls asleep again. Micky walks off into the staff toilets.

[the brew master]

rob walks through the door noticing the hole in it\

rob:another one of those moods??

amanda:you betcha

rob:sigh.....when is he gonna stop

rob walks over to the bar and sits on a stool

rob:gimme a beer CJ

CJ: sure thing rob here ya go

rob: thanks man

rob gives CJ the money for the beer and a ten dollar tip then drinks his beer

rob turns around to see micky walking down the stairs

rob:hey micky hows the big man upstairs

micky:dont ask

rob turns around and gets back to his beer

[Seargentbig]

(Ooc(I suppose I'll have to be, until Hobo starts Tribal up): Chaos! How many character RPG rules have been broken already!?
*Is told that this is not, in fact, the actual RPG and that normal rules may be exempt*
Well, yes, but it's common courtecy, not controling other peoples characters.
...
...I'll just wait here until someone starts kicking me for being so critical.)

[Hobo]

Yeah, what he said. Stop controlling other people's characters or I'll beat you. Yes.

[spike 247]

OOC: Sorry about that, I never knew. I shall be beaten. *waits for hobo*

[The Red Muse]

Yeah, what he said. Stop controlling other people's characters or I'll beat you. Yes.

Like hell you will!
That's my job, you bitch

YuH!

(I'm eeeeeeevil.... )

[Hobo]

Ok, fine we'll both beat you. Watch out for Henna, she bites.

[spike 247]

Watch out for Henna, she bites.

Wish I had a tetnis shot now.

EDIT: Can we just continue from Hobo's first scene?

[Hobo]

Nah you did good kid. You did good. We'll continue from Brewmaster.

Sonny waltzed into his bar, he leaned over the bar and grabbed a tomato juice. He sipped it and then broke into a great smile.

Sonny: Hey everyone! Frank's on the verge of cracking. We need to finish him off! Anyone got any ideas?

[the brew master]

rob:"sigh...guess i gotta go see the big man upstairs......CJ have a beer waiting for me when i come down"

drake throws another tip to CJ and walks upstairs into franks office

rob:you ok frankie???....ya need anyone 'done' with??

[Seargentbig]

(Ooc: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Whoohoo! I'm a crusty old Vet!)
Cantoth:*Looks up from cleaning the bar*
"You must be the Boss. I'm the new barman you hired, Cantoth"
" Now - Why are you shouting? No-one's here yet but you and me"

[spike 247]

Micky waddles out of the toilets.

Micky to himself: I wish my life was great. Oh well, my life could be worse, I could be stuck at my flat watching Slig-Ball Z for the rest of my life. That's it! From tonight onwards, I shall no longer make myself look like an idiot. It's time to stop being clumsy.

Micky walks away into the bar feeling proud with himself.

Micky: How ya doin' CJ?

Micky falls over and whacks his head on a bar chair and manages to break it.

Micky: Sigh.

[Hobo]

Silly Spike. Sonny's at Tribal! not Frank's club!

*beats*

[spike 247]

Oh yeah, sorry. *edits post*

[Al the Glukkon]

Name: Al the Glukkon
gender:Male
Club:Frank's
species: Glukkon
M/S:member
Job:was a Jr.Executive for a military outpost in the wild.
Personality:Al was a nice gluk and felt sorry for the mudokons until some natives killed his freind. He followed the muds to this city where he walked into Frank's club for a drink.

[Hobo]

Frank wanders through a big green door. Behind it Sonny is standing. He giggles and runs away.

Frank: Come Here Sonny! I'm gonna getcha!

Sonny runs off and dives into a big pool. Frank dives in after him.

Frank: I can't swim! I really can't!

Frank takes a gulp full out the liquid.

Frank: G&T! Wow! I could make millions with th...

Frank wakes up with a start. He jumps up and bangs his head on the shelf above his chair and slips back into another dream state.

[Fez]

Name: Brian Gervais
Gender: Male
Club: Tribal
Species: Slig
Job: Merc.....

[the brew master]

rob leaves the room letting frank enjoy his dreaming and then heads down stairs.rob sees his beer on the bar and then goes and sits down.

rob:thanks for the beer CJ..i needed it ...anyway franks having one of his 'dreams' if you catch my drift...well im off im gonna go for a walk

rob drinks his beer and puts it down on the bar and heads out the door.

[Al the Glukkon]

Al the glukkon walks into Frank's club. he goes to the bar.
Al the Glukkon: One Soulstorm Brew.

[the brew master]

as rob was walking he noticed a bunch of goons in black.rob takes a closer...

rob:*to himself*wait...these guys arent tribal but who are they then??

before rob could figure it out the goons opened fire on him.rob ran back to the club and jumped through the door.

rob:"theres some goons coming...but there not...."before rob could finish his sentence one of the sligs shot through the door

rob ran upstairs and warned frank then ran back done with a few guns rob threw the shotgun to CJ and the MP5 to mat and rob took the M16.rob walks into the middle of the room and pushes over a table and takes cover behind it.

[Al the Glukkon]

Al the glukkon took cover. He didn't Know what the hell was happening he just didn't want to die. Then he hears glass breaking as rob pushed over the table. He crawls behind the bar. He find a large bottle.

Al the Glukkon: This could come in handy.

[the brew master]

rob hears the goons opening the door so rob gets up and fires afew rounds into the door.

rob:mat go up and see if the boss is alright.

the goons open the door and start firing at the table as rob jumps to the bar and notices a glukkon hiding in the corner rob crawls over to him and hands him a pistol
the goons start firing at the bar shooting all the glasses.rob gets up and opens fire killing one of them.

rob:"ok...1 down....9 to go....."

[Al the Glukkon]

A slig hands Al the Glukkon a pistol. He stuffs the bottle in his pocket. He decides it's time to help out.

[The Red Muse]

Matt looks around hastily and dives under his mixing table.

Matt: This is insane! *covers his head*

Amanda: Matt!! *runs to Matthew and hides under the table with him*

Matt: You ok?

Amanda: *takes Matt's hand* I am now...

Matt: Umm... *wrenches his hand loose* I better go get Frank. You stay here.
*showes the gun in Amanda's hands* Use this if the goons get too close.

After that, Matthew makes a quick dash for the stairs

Amanda: Oh, hey-- Wait! *sigh* ...just great...

Matthew runs up the stairs and rushes into Frank's office.

Matt: Oi! Frank! *runs to Frank and tries to shake him awake* Uh.... Frank?
Sweet Tap-dancing Odd! How the hell am I going to wake this guy up!? He sleeps like a rock!
*looks around the room and spots a vase of flowers on top of a drawer*

Matt: *sniggers* That'll do. *goes to the drawer,takes the vase and tosses the already dead flowers to the ground*

Matt: Time to wake up Sleeping Beauty. *tosses the water from the vase straight into Frank's face*