Pure Pwnage

[Havoc]

http://www.purepwnage.com

Is this guy for real? I seriously can't figure out if this guy is joking or not XD. This arogant piece of sh*t thinks he's the best RTS gamer out there (i've seen him on his so called favorite game; C&C Generals Zero Hour, and he sucks big time). I would normaly find this kind of stuff funny... but I can just not stand the arogance of this guy, even if it's meant as a joke. I mean... jeez.

[Facsimile]

I've seen links to that on porn sites. It's obvious he's joking. Look at the way he types.

[T-nex]

OMG!! That's the coolest internet show EVAH!! XD
My fave character from it is Doug. He's really cool :P

[Havoc]

FPS Dough is absolute ownage XD.

BOOM! HEADSHOT! XD

When I was first looking at this I thought this guy was serious. But as I was watching later episodes he's obiously joking... I hope.

[Nate]

Eh, can someone please describe for all of us on dial-up?

[T-nex]

Well It's an Internet-show about Jeremy, a pro-gamer in RTS-games. The first couple of episodes are hilarious, and is about his life and how he sees the world
Later we're introduced to FPS Doug, a hyperactive FPS-game addict XD And well... It's basically how a game-nerd handles RL and Gaming and stuff. it's really worth watching .

[dripik]

I saw a few videos about game adicts, they're most fun to watch.

This Doug is the one who goes "Boom Headshot!", right? I've seen a clip of him driving, turning around and watching other cars... That was fun. Especially later, when he throws the keypad out.

I'll check the site later, no time now...

[soulstice]

What's 'pwnage?'

[T-nex]

Omg! Have you been living in a cavern?? :S

Edit: Pwnage is like... Ownage... :-/

"Omg did you play Comand and Conquer yesterday?"

"Yes.. I PWN!!"

[soulstice]

Omg! Have you been living in a cavern?? :S

Edit: Pwnage is like... Ownage... :-/

"Omg did you play Comand and Conquer yesterday?"

"Yes.. I PWN!!"

Erm, no. I just don't spend all my time on the PC.

[T-nex]

Touche XD

But words like Pwn and Own should be known by everyone

[oddveteran93]

I can only explain ownage and pwnage through examples. There is a difference between pwnage and ownage, not sure what it is though. An example of ownage is when my friend slipped on mud and fell on his back and he was all muddy and I yelled out: "hahaha owned!!". Owned and Pwned are also used a lot in gaming. But I like to use it in threats. e.g. "Shut up or I'll own you! I swear I will!!"

[Bullet Magnet]

Ownage noun 1. Term popularised by gamers to indicate an unfortunate event happening to another person. Sadist humour. 2. Term popularised by gamers to indicate supiriority over another player, often proved by repeatedly defeating said player in virtual combat. "I own you!".

Pwnage noun 1. See ownage. Ambiguous pronunciation. The "O" key is situated next to the "P" key in both qwerty and alphabetical keyboards. A typing error (see typo) made during the online gaming textual language resulted in a word and it's derivatives that quickly became popular, especially amongst shooter games. See also the/teh.

[Havoc]

They pretty much mean the same, but I like Pwned better :P.

Also, they pronounce it wrong >_>. You need to say them as you write them. You don't pronounce Pwned as Owned.

[T-nex]

If Jeremy pronounces it as Owned, we all should!!! Do not question PurePwnage

[Nate]

Eh, I figured it was always Owned when said aloud and that Pwned, being unpronouncable and the result of a typo, was only used in the textual format.

[T-nex]

lol just like "liek" and "teh"... they are still pronounced as "like" and "the".. Muaha.. You're wrong Havoc XD

[dripik]

You can pronounce pwned as pawned, but the meaning will not be the same anymore.

Just saw Doug's episode, hilarious. "The army is like FPS but with better graphics..." From a certain point of view, perhaps. But if there was respawning after you die in battles, wars would go on forever.

[Havoc]

'But I heard there were no respawn point in R.L, that kinda sucks'

I guess I love my language for this one though, as I can actualy say Liek, Teh, and Pwned no problem and the last one sounds much cooler then owned :P.

Their two words, and Jerremy is an arogant prick, so I'm not listening to him :P.

[Joshy]

I think Jeremy is the best thing that happened on the internet.

[Statikk HDM]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKINS!

[oddveteran93]

OMG! WTFBBQ?!?!? HAXZOR! WE'RE GETTING PWNZORED! NO-ONE HAX INTO MY SERVER!! BANT!
You may hear that a lot when you play games in multiplayer.

[Havoc]

I hear it all the time. Gets a bit tiring. Wouldn't be if everyone would drop the 'z0r' behind it >_>

[Wil]

I guess I love my language for this one though, as I can actualy say Liek, Teh, and Pwned no problem and the last one sounds much cooler then owned :P.

They are indeed entirely pronouncable. I don't know what you're all bitching about.

[T-nex]

We aren't bitching about anything :S... Why this sudden hostile tone?

Some people pronounce it one way others don't...

[Wil]

I wasn't being hostile. At least not seriously. I'm too much of a pussy to really be hostile.

Besides, I was more addressing people who were saying pwned cannot be pronounced.

[Statikk HDM]

For a while the Halo 2 awards were popular with some people I knew, much more fun than trying to say "pwnage" correctly.
"Ass-Assinated!"

[used:)]

I always pronounced pwned, "pawned" or "poned."

Wait, why are we talking about leet speak?

Does anyone know the etymology of the term "owned"? I know what it means, but where exactly did this silly term come from?

[Havoc]

Well, as in 'owning' someone in a game. There isn't much more to it then that.

[used:)]

Oh how the english language has sunk........