Blonde joke time.
Three women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, are about to be executed by a firing squad. Thinking quickly, the first brunette shouts "TWISTER" and runs off while the squad is distracted.
The red head does the same and shouts "EARTHQUAKE" and runs off while the squad is distracted
The blonde attempts to do the same but shouts "FIRE" and is promptly filled with lead.
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Two blondes are staring up at the moon.
One blonde asks, "Which do you think is closer: Florida or the moon?"
The other replies "Well duh, which one can you see?
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Two blondes stop at a gas station. One gets out of her car to fill up the tank, but accidentally locks herself out. So, she finds a stick and tries to fish out the keys through a crack in the window.
The other blonde happens to be in the car and says "A little to the left."
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How do you keep a blonde busy?
Tell her to go to the corner of a circular room
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How do you break a blonde's nose?
Place a dildo under a glass table
HELEN KELLER JOKES
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They rearranged her bedroom furniture
OR
They left the plunger in the toilet.
OR
They made her read a basketball.
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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
Well, you would too if your name was "AHHYAHAYAHOOAHYAH."
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How many hands does Hellen Keller use to masturbate with?
Two. One to do the fingering and the other to sign her groaning.
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