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: Off-Topic Discussion 09-04-2006, 01:18 AM
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Sun sign: Rabbit Zodiac: Crab When I run...

Sun sign: Rabbit
Zodiac: Crab

When I run long distance races, I tend to go through a self meditation, and try to be like an Emu. We share a similiar running style.
: Off-Topic Discussion 09-04-2006, 01:09 AM
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"They're my favourite fish and I didn't know they...

"They're my favourite fish and I didn't know they were that dangerous - Thought you had to be either really stupid or really careless to get killed by one. . ."

They're bloody poisonous, and he...
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-05-2006, 04:29 AM
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Yep. Well its officially over anyway. She's...

Yep. Well its officially over anyway. She's chosen someone she's known a lot longer and who is a decent bloke. If not as good as I am.

Things are changing. I will come on these forums from time...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-27-2006, 04:10 AM
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I don't have a mullet, the aussies never got far...

I don't have a mullet, the aussies never got far enough for me to grow one.

Yeh i'm an oddworld fan, I used to like warhammer too. Farm boy. That's the reason. My life never took off until I was...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-27-2006, 01:36 AM
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Yep totally agree. And that's why I went through...

Yep totally agree. And that's why I went through hours of trouble, dialling international phone numbers, to get in touch with her dad who keeps his number private. I met the guy to check everything...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-26-2006, 06:57 PM
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I did try my best. Bad things: Got with...

I did try my best.

Bad things:

Got with her friend, not while we were going out though.
Slept with her once when she was wasted, but I wasn't that sober either.
Let her smoke a ciggerette...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-26-2006, 04:22 AM
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I dont usually defend girls, but in her case I...

I dont usually defend girls, but in her case I will.

She was always honest with me, I knew she would never tell me a lie. She never did, she always told me she wasn't sure how she felt, because of...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-25-2006, 07:14 PM
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You guys don't understand, I've tried goin with...

You guys don't understand, I've tried goin with other randoms, they just can't do it for me. When I saw my girlfriend I was immediatly infatuated with her. My main problem started when we first...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-25-2006, 05:21 AM
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hahaha thanks guys i like some of the smart arse...

hahaha thanks guys i like some of the smart arse comments it's what i hoped for, another to show you that i do have a human side



screw you mate, i've had more girls than your post count
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-23-2006, 11:16 PM
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caroline was the name of my girlfriend....how...

caroline was the name of my girlfriend....how ironic that you spam the forum as she spammed me with misery
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-23-2006, 10:36 PM
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Lol yeh I know there's nothing I can do to get...

Lol yeh I know there's nothing I can do to get back with her and I'm not moping about it, it's just there's nothing I can do to stop thinking about her. But yeh I'm about a year older than her, and...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-23-2006, 06:25 PM
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Heartbreak

How do you guys deal with it when you've been burned by someone you really loved?

I know it might seem hypocritical of things I was saying in the past, but my ex broke up with me last week. I...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-16-2006, 10:57 PM
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The big fella Homer. There's a little bit of him...

The big fella Homer. There's a little bit of him in everyone anyway
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-16-2006, 04:28 AM
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lol I was watching it the other day, there's some...

lol I was watching it the other day, there's some small moments where it just cracks you up. Like Principal skinner putting on a play for Mr. Burns to make him lend money to the school. One of the...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-15-2006, 10:32 PM
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I agree with Super Munch. There's only so much...

I agree with Super Munch. There's only so much your hand can do for you
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-13-2006, 03:19 AM
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SOCKS-OFF-FOR THE BOYS! SOCKSOFFFORTHEBOYS!

SOCKS-OFF-FOR THE BOYS! SOCKSOFFFORTHEBOYS!
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-13-2006, 02:25 AM
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When I'm not at home on the net I'm studying for...

When I'm not at home on the net I'm studying for a marketing degree. I work part time at an Australian football league club helping out organising promotions, and I'm casual for a really poor...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-13-2006, 12:42 AM
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My gf set me up on myspace about a month ago, and...

My gf set me up on myspace about a month ago, and I can't understand why you're all associating it with emos. I have around 30-40 peeps and none of them are like that. Sure there are emos on there,...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-12-2006, 04:21 AM
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Samuel L Jackson, Owen Wilson, Uma Thurman and...

Samuel L Jackson, Owen Wilson, Uma Thurman and Antonio Banderas!
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-12-2006, 03:27 AM
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I've never had problems with breeding cockatiels....

I've never had problems with breeding cockatiels. Like I said, seperate the female and when the kids pop out sell them for 20-40 bucks.

To Used: You can generally tell their sex by the appearence....
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-11-2006, 04:02 AM
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What was the worst header of the 2006 World Cup? ...

What was the worst header of the 2006 World Cup?

Zidane. For the most inaccurate attempt on headbutting the Italian's nose. How he could miss I will never know.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-11-2006, 03:42 AM
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How many birds do you have? How big is the...

How many birds do you have? How big is the aviary? Do you only have cockatiels in there, or do you have other birds aswell? Regardless, my advice is if she is pregnant, put her in a small cage of her...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-10-2006, 01:13 AM
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lol nice. Why do women have smaller feet...

lol nice.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those evolutionary things. It helps them get closer to the kitchen sink.

And for **** sake. I am not offended by Irish jokes in...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-09-2006, 08:42 PM
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I can't believe it! Last year an old man...

I can't believe it!

Last year an old man came into my work. He told me Australia would make second round, Brazil would not go past the quarter finals, Italy would win the world cup. He said he...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-06-2006, 08:46 PM
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Agreed, as I said. People have double standards. ...

Agreed, as I said. People have double standards.

To Used: I wasn't upset about your signature at all. I was just pointing out that if you had written out the same thing about Japanese, or Africans...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-05-2006, 08:41 PM
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Same with sci-fi programs that encourage kids to...

Same with sci-fi programs that encourage kids to jump into telephone booths and make them fly
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-04-2006, 03:20 AM
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Trouble with society today is we have double...

Trouble with society today is we have double standards. I know a lebanese person who's heard these jokes and he just laughs about it. Why? They're jokes. I know my recent posts about the lebanese may...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-03-2006, 09:57 PM
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A duck was walking in the park one day trying to...

A duck was walking in the park one day trying to figure out what kind of animal he was. So he asked the skunk nearby. What am I?
The skunk said 'well, you have feathers, you waddle, you have a...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-03-2006, 03:12 AM
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That sucks man and I know how it feels. I've had...

That sucks man and I know how it feels. I've had a bad run with dogs, one getting bit by a snake, another hit by a car, and my last one had a disease in her brain. And yeh I cried about all of them a...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-30-2006, 04:17 AM
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hahahah that's worse. What kind of idiot wears...

hahahah that's worse. What kind of idiot wears orange and goes parading all around the republic of ireland, gloating in front of brawny drunken thugs?

 





 
 
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