Describe Abe's Oddysee
You have two sentences to describe the premise of Abe's Oddysee to someone who has never heard of Oddworld before. Go go go:
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"Fucking Run"
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Gassy blue alien literally blows the minds of his enslavers to escape late-stage capitalism in complex metaphor.
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Hello. Follow me.
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Blue Jesus possesses green dudes
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Slavery is bad
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Upon escaping from Thneedville (into a blue hued wasteland), a young boy falls down a cliff forcing him to meet a creature who speaks for the trees. Turns out the trees are super pissed so the boy ventures back to Thneedville to overthrow its maniacal capitalist dictator.
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This game will take 11 minutes to speedrun if you know how to do all the stop turns, auto turns and the DDG. You will get the bad ending.
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there's a bunch of secret areas, no quicksave and the checkpoints are few and far between. if you want 100% you'll spend most of your time replaying shit, and crying.
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"Here is a fun game that I enjoyed very much. I hope you also enjoy it as well."
(funny enough I got a friend to play AO for the first time a couple weeks ago. and I more or less told him just that without giving away anything else. Was funny watching him play) |
"Nearly as good as New 'n' Tasty. Yes."
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AO: Inferior remake of New 'n' Tasty, wrong greens abundant.
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A dark and haunting yet hopeful story in a difficult platformer revolving around an alien messiah who must save his friends before their lives are taken thanks to corporate greed.
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You had 3 sentences. You didn't have to replace every full stop with a connective
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DAmn
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Puzzle platformer about a blue alien janitor that must escape the immense meat factory he works at after discovering the impending fate of himself and his fellow employees. Using his mysterious powers of possession he must navigate obstacles and blow up enemies as he takes a spiritual journey to discover his and his worlds destiny.
*Inhaled* phew. |
Skinny slave is gagged and bound by boss after hours.
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There is an Alien and he is called Abe and he works in a factory and then he finds out he's going to be laid off by his regional manager and he tries to run anway and makes farts sometimes and he runs from the sligs and sometimes he jumps on bombs in the background but he's okay and then he goes to the temples and he sets fire to them so the scrabs and spider ones leave and go have babies and he saves them and then he realizes his boss will fuck his colleagues too so he goes and he puts lightning on him and he farts at the end
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Ever wondered where they got mudokon pops?
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