Listen, Bitches
 

We're doing the goddamn awards this year. Get Wired off his ass, and put him to work.

I can't be arsed. Let's just say you won everything.

Listen, bitch.

Listen.

Don't let Nepsotic into this topic.



EVER.



EVER.

I can hear tinnitus and my CPU fan.

I did offer to do it, cunts. And I was actually really going to follow through (ha) too. But oh no! STM isn't good enough.

Well...the offer still stands. >_>

Bitches.

Wired will do his goddamn job.

Wired's dead, beb.

Then someone needs to make a mask from his skin. I'll do it myself if a real mod doesn't.

Now that sounds like a forum bonding occasion right there.

Brings tears to my eyes

When you say "this year", do you mean 2013? Or are we doing the awards in like the next two days.

This year's awards as in the awards of 2012

It's like there's some sort of hidden artifact that resurrects Wired every year to do these awards. LET'S DO THIS!

So would I win the award for, "Most annoying new user we wish would die" ? It'd be a great honor if I did.

No. Leave some space for Nepsotic, you new guy... girl

Nepsotic ain't so bad once you get beyond the ponies and the forced 'I'm a psycho' story arc.

Someone just copy-paste from the last thread already. Fuck.

Awards this year. Or mutiny. We don't need to put all our eggs in one basket.

Hmm, I might get on it actually, I've got fuck all else to do for the next two hours, lemme just find the old thread for reference.

I've already started working on it.

May the better man finish first.

Sounds like a plan!

I need something to stay up for.

Not that I'll go to bed anyway, but y'know, it'd be nice to have something to wait for.

Mutiny! *sharpens knives*

Done! What do I win?

My pride.

*gives chocolate chip cookie, Kleenex box, and bottle of lotion*

There, now go masturbate as your reward. The cookie is in case you get hungry during.

Seems people prefer yours any way, I'll leave it to the mods to decide which one they'd rather have.

I always find it so difficult to vote for people, I'm dying here.

Someone should make an Oddworld Forums Poster Award Thread thread so that people can vote on whichever one they prefer.

Or people could just start voting in STM's thread. I'm not fussed.

Yeah, I guess he got better since he stopped that kind of things...

I hope I'm nominated.

Abe16 for best new member.

Listen, Bitches.

Listen.

I'm listening.

Listen.

All I can hear is you saying "Listen" repeatedly.

Oh. Shit. I'll stop, so you can hear it. Are you ready?

Listen.

My eyes are listening. Didn't know that was humanly possible.

Tacos Lengua.