You are more likely to be accused of shoplifting whilst tispy then when sober. Bastards asked to see my receipts, then looked really dumb when we were innocent. Fuck the Tesco sco.

Hello folks,

Before I explain this title, allow me to present a wee back story. As detailed in my previous blog, I completed my AS levels, most notable of my exams was English, in which I achieved a solid A grade with a 96% in my coursework. That's not me trying to blow my own trumpet, it's just a fact that ties into my next point: I love writing. I do it for my job, I do it at sixth form, I do it on the weekends, I do it sitting at the kitchen table, hell sometimes I like to do it...

AS Results

English Language: A
History: A
Economics: C (re-sitting hopefully)
General Studies: B

I got 96% in my English coursework, making this the most successful day of my life. I'm not really book smart either, so this is very surprising. I expected to fail Economics and get a C in history. =)

Good luck to everyone else who got their results today. (MM)

You know...you know what we, what we should do?

Have another Oddtour. But, this one will be hosted by MM and myself. He said once he got back from holiday we could all go to his place. We'll just stay there, for like, a week. No one leaves, n9ot even to go to the bathroom.

Or London. You guys, have two weeks t book tickets. Run!

- STM

Hey all,

This is basically just some more shameless self-promotion. One thing led to another but basically from my job as a writer I'm now one of the bosses at Muscle-Building-And-Fitness.com which is pretty amazing, and lucky. It's a small company and we really need to get ranked on Google for more of our web pages, so once again I'd ask people to have a browse through the site and look at the reviews and company blog, you might actually learn something, and if you're trying to build...

I don't think I played it right but I can't for the life of me remember it and it's driving me insane!

First person to get it right wins a shiny star sticker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPqySIFjjFI

Things are finally going my way.

I've landed a job as a writer, been working for about a month now. The wages are fantastic, it's hard to go by hourly wages due to the nature of the work and its payment, but it's probably something close to £13~ an hour. For a 17 year old not even out of sixth form, that's an amazing amount of money to be making.

For the first time in my entire life I'm seeing more money come into my hands on average than what is going out. What's...

I have a vacant youtube channel and I was simply wondering whether or not to go through with this, I got some very positive feedback from a few internet friends but I'm not sure if I want to put my voice on the internet where people who know me might possibly see, also, there's no point if no one sees the videos.

Does anyone have some input, might it be worth trying? =)

- Thanks.

P.S. I am drunk, not a single spelling mistake. Didn't even have to retype...

I just went up my garden to the orchard remains and picked a fuck load. I got scared off in the end by a scary looking spider. I also got bitten to fucking hell by mosquitoes. Now I'm gonna poo like a bird and loads of little strawberry seeds are gonna come out.

Tweet.

Saw this video and thought of your apparent love for the Russians almost immediately.

Also the first DJ looks like you.


>.> We need a light hearted blog up in here.

(on a side note, once the transaction clears, I'll have got my first weeks wages in about 11 months, finally in work again! =D)