I started working last week. Quite a simple job, I basically either load steel pipes into a big, greasy rectangle full of mobile angles. This rectangle shoves the pipe around and it becomes the kind of magical shape that can facilitate Industrial Air Conditioner production.

That, or I'm taking the bent pipes (of which there are four varieties) and locking, strapping, and snapping them into a series of square, black plastic zip-ties and locks which hold them together.

...

At no point in writing that blog did I intend to let the question hang any longer than Thursday night, and even then, it was pushing it. I'm genuinely sorry for alarming some of you and glad that Daxter King checked Facebook.

I do not, however, claim responsibility for the thread. That was neither mine nor Jordan's doing, and we're still trying to figure out just what the fuck his little sister was doing , so yeah, we're kinda mad.


As for an explanation as...

Hello Oddworld Forums.. My name is Jillian Clair, I am Simon's (or kastere, to his internet friends) sister. As some of you may know, my brother died last week of a Brain Aneurysm; It was very sudden and unexpected for our family. The funeral is on Monday, June 28th.


It's ...difficult to explain this, but Simon kept list of post mortem requests pertaining to his toy collection, various possession and his membership on this Internet Forum. I do not have it with me at the...

The Cuntstodian Part IV: P Everywhere!

I spent the last week smoking a bunch of pot.

I thought I should state that (and this) quite clearly. This is a blog that is half bragging half embarrassedly admitting to doing the above. If you find shit like this obnoxious, kindly read on and get pissed off.

So yeah. Bought a bunch of weed the Thursday before last and accomplished nothing last week. It was really stupid and boring and being nagged at while you're...

I was reading through all of MS1029's old blogs, breathing through my nose. My mouth was closed, and I got some saliva in my throat, so I had to cough, but my mouth was still closed, so instead of coughing I made this very short exhale/burp/mouthfart and sprayed spit all over my screen.

They build it and build it and build it and up I climbed up up up and there I was, up in the sky with the worms. They said good bye, but fuck them, because it was all plastic anyway. Nothing to see, just dull silver through the brain and then you'd fall, fall fall fall and hit the ground and you'd be solid and plastic and Hate.

16 Hours.

Seven.

Seven.

Two.

That's what I need to graduate.

Two and a half days.

Monday.

Tuesday.

Wednesday.

And then that's it, no more High School. No more fucking bullshit-ass-cock-shit-cunt-goddamn-crapsucking-pisswallowing-dickwhittling-Catholic High School Administration farting a bunch of false tripe down my throat, no more dumbfuck classmates trying to make...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Scientist

I thought that these people were prious Christians who believed in current medicines and the necessity of modern medicine.

Which they are pretty much the opposite of.

Dang.

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POOSH DUP DUPPA DUAP DUP ABWITCH ZWBICH AHWUUUUUUUUUUUUAAHHNNN...