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Hot Pussy

Posted 08-26-2010 at 12:43 PM by Wil





He actually had his eyes wide open, Puss-in-Boots-in-Shrek-style (albeit he's...
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Dominocracy

Posted 08-04-2010 at 04:00 AM by Wil
Your current administrators are responsible for 5% of all posts on the Oddworld Forums. Your current super moderators are responsible for another 5%. The current owners have created another 2.25% of the posts, as have the remaining current moderators. This means the current staff of the Oddworld Forums have made 14.5% of all the posts here.

Ex-moderators have contributed a similar number of posts as the current staff. In total, all moderators of the Oddworld Forums throughout history...
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My Summer

Posted 07-21-2010 at 08:47 AM by Wil
I have probably the busiest summer ahead of me. Normally my summers consist of nothing, last year I didn't really have one at all. This year I have tasks and responsibilities.

These are primarily:
  1. Redecorate the hall
  2. Pass my driving test
  3. Build a website for my swing dance society at uni

The first two are amazingly dull. I hate painting. I hate driving. The third is a lifesaver. Building this website is the first constructive thing I've done for months, and it's done wonders...
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Trough

Posted 05-01-2010 at 05:52 AM by Wil
My doctor put me on anti-depressants, saying they'd take about 10 days before I felt any effect. But after 10 days I felt lousy, worse than I have done for weeks. I didn't want to do anything, and when I was doing something I just wanted to go home and go back to bed. True, I was hungover after the night before (so good I can't remember most of it), but it wasn't just headache or a dodgy stomach. I had dropped out of life.

I woke up this morning and felt the same. And then it dawned...
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Painting better be therapeutic

Posted 03-21-2010 at 03:07 PM by Wil
A summary: In summer 2009 my dad died suddenly and unexpectedly in the room next to me. The rest of my summer was spent organising funereal arrangements and corresponding with utilities, banks and the mortgage lender, who between them are creditors of well over a hundred grand from my dad's estate, the only financial value of which is the house. I had exam retakes that I scraped through (and only because of extenuating circumstances), allowing me to progress to the third and final year of my four-year...
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Shit is overflowing

Posted 01-12-2010 at 11:59 AM by Wil
Because we have a blocked toilet. So far it's been a huge pain in the arse (not literally) but not unhygienic or messy; despite the title, nothing has overflowed the bowl, and in fact there's nothing disgusting in the bowl, just water drains very slowly. Obviously not desirable in a human waste receptacle, so we've been using the bath for little jobs and strategically going to supermarkets for bigger jobs.

But fuck me this bastard won't unblock. The first thing we tried was reaching...
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I'm really angry

Posted 11-07-2009 at 12:55 PM by Wil
There are four threads on the OWF homepage that use this little dickhead for the post icon:



And his fury is infectious!
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Not bad for an hour's work

Posted 10-28-2009 at 05:05 PM by Wil
I've spent the last two days mostly in bed. In part because I just couldn't face being awake, in part because said being in bed meant I didn't eat much and was low on energy. I have a presentation tomorrow that I've put no effort into. I'm not sure whether this is a cause or a consequence of the being in bed a lot. Certainly if I'd have done the work at the right time, I wouldn't have slipped into this depression.

I told myself this year would be different, that I'd summon the drive...
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Pissing and selling or moaning and letting?

Posted 09-19-2009 at 05:57 PM by Wil
I really can't wait until I go back up to uni. I'm really going to celebrate once I'm there and my mum and granddad have left. It will mark the end of the worst summer of my life, although not all the hard work, and not even all the hard decisions, will have been made or done. More joyously it will mark the end of the air that's currently hanging in the relationship between me and my mum.

This is not an ominous thing, it's simply a difference in opinion. As my mum said coming home...
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