At no point in writing that blog did I intend to let the question hang any longer than Thursday night, and even then, it was pushing it. I'm genuinely sorry for alarming some of you and glad that Daxter King checked Facebook.

I do not, however, claim responsibility for the thread. That was neither mine nor Jordan's doing, and we're still trying to figure out just what the fuck his little sister was doing , so yeah, we're kinda mad.


As for an explanation as...