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You know what sucks?

Posted 04-17-2010 at 01:12 PM by Daxter King
Food poisoning, or stomach flu, or whatever the fuck I have. Woke up at 6 AM feeling like I ate some knives, tried to shit couldn't, I then threw up what I thought was all the contents of my stomach.

I say thought, because an hour later I managed to vomit some more, then have diarrhea that felt like I was shitting some jalapeno peppers. After than i still felt like I needed to shit, but nothing would come back. One nap later I threw up the very last of what was in me. So far I've been able to not throw up for a while, so things are looking up.

Also, some people knocked at the door and I thought one of them was death.
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shaman's Avatar
Oh christ i feel for you. I've had stuff like this before, it's awful .Let me guess, you also feel like you can do nothing but sleep? Whenever i get this i sleep for like ... sixteen hours of the fucking day.
Posted 04-17-2010 at 01:15 PM by shaman

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I get sick once a year;halfway through Christmas break, and it's always with Stomach Flu. It's fucking stupid and awful and I hope you feel better real soon.
Posted 04-17-2010 at 01:41 PM by Mac Sirloin

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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Also, some people knocked at the door and I thought one of them was death.
Worse than death. Jehovah's Witnesses.
Posted 04-17-2010 at 01:46 PM by Sekto Springs

OddjobAbe's Avatar
When I throw up, I can't stop. I just bring up bile if I've not had anything to eat for a while.
Posted 04-17-2010 at 01:51 PM by OddjobAbe

Wil's Avatar
Thank you for sharing.
Posted 04-17-2010 at 02:10 PM by Wil

Alcar's Avatar
I ended up vomiting eight times yesterday, not to mention the spicy diarrhea. I've never vomited more than once in a row... So it was rather odd.

Alcar...
Posted 04-17-2010 at 02:31 PM by Alcar

Daxter King's Avatar
Shaman, I've just been sleeping all day. I tried to watch a movie earlier but couldn't sit through it. This is the longest I've been awake all day, about an hour. Im pretty sure that Im not going to throw up anymore, thank goodness. However, next time I think I need to fart, Im just going to the toilet to be safe.
Posted 04-17-2010 at 04:21 PM by Daxter King

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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However, next time I think I need to fart, Im just going to the toilet to be safe.
Oh man, don't you just hate that?
Posted 04-17-2010 at 04:54 PM by Sekto Springs

MA's Avatar
i was told to drink milk when i was ill, once. that was a load of vomit-inducing bollocks.

sounds like its starting to clear up.
Posted 04-18-2010 at 02:00 AM by MA

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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i was told to drink milk when i was ill, once. that was a load of vomit-inducing bollocks.
Shit, man. Dairy is like the worst thing you can put in your body when you're having gastrointestinal issues. Whoever told you that deserves a stout punch in the teeth.
Posted 04-18-2010 at 09:56 AM by Sekto Springs

MA's Avatar
can't remember who it was, but like i say, it was very HURGH-ing.
Posted 04-18-2010 at 10:05 AM by MA

 

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