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A pubic massage for Wil (Also my PC is okay now)

Posted 06-30-2012 at 06:41 AM by MeechMunchie
Updated 07-01-2012 at 10:13 AM by MeechMunchie
I disassembled the entire thing, cleared the CMOS, shook the case around, and put it all back together again. I can only assume that it was a short-circuit that was causing the issue, as my CD drive has an unhelpful habit of shaking its screws loose.

These screws then go on exciting adventures to Das Mutterbord and PSUbervald, liberating masses* of electrons from the restricted paths I lay for them. Order has now been restored, and my will once again goes unchallenged.
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Temporarily Out of Service

Posted 06-24-2012 at 05:42 AM by MeechMunchie
Hey gang,

My CPU kind of fried itself while I was playing Mirror's Edge. My PC's CPU, I mean, I'm not a robot. *Buzz-Whirr* It won't work now, naturally.

Therefore I won't be posting for a couple of weeks while I work out what's wrong, fix the problem and pretty much learn how to do both of those things.

If you miss me, I left your porn on the internet. Stay cool, homies.
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Stuck my head out of my skylight

Posted 05-22-2012 at 01:43 PM by MeechMunchie
The sun's just gone down. A dark yet vivid rainbow haze filters up from the horizon, and a few grey streaks of dark cloud smear the sky like the marks of dropped paintbrush. The last bright reflections of the jetstreams begin to fade. A raft of thicker cloud whips up from the skyline, like sand-dunes in a storm.
Venus, the Evening Star, glitters a pale gold at the turquoise band of the spectrum. A barely visible arc, the thin chresent moon appears hidden in the yellow.

Window...
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A brief musing on exams.

Posted 05-15-2012 at 03:41 PM by MeechMunchie
Updated 05-15-2012 at 03:45 PM by MeechMunchie
Uh-huh... Oh yeah, I get it.
I'm crammin'
I wan' revise it with you
I'm crammin', crammin'
And I hope you like crammin' too

Ain't no rules, didn't take no vow
I can do it anyhow
These next few days, I'll see 'em through
'Cos for my slacking, I pay the price
With a yearly sacrifice
Crammin' 'til the unit's through

I'm crammin'
To think that the lessons are all past...
I'm crammin'
And
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This blog contains footnotes

Posted 04-16-2012 at 02:00 PM by MeechMunchie
Updated 04-16-2012 at 02:04 PM by MeechMunchie
This is one of those "Oh, aren't people weird sometimes" blogs. I've never done one before1, so here we go.

So, I'm walking home from school,2 earphones in, head in the clouds, and this guy Stuart3 starts coming up from the other end of the road, along with three of his junior chav movement.4 He points at me and leers across the tarmac. I smile and nod, trying to be polite.

"Hey,"5 he says as we approach each other,...
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You can start breathing again

Posted 04-03-2012 at 12:04 PM by MeechMunchie
Updated 10-15-2013 at 12:09 AM by MeechMunchie
Hey, anyone still remember this? I'm only a month late!

The follow-up to > this. < You might want to read that first, even if you were there at the time.

Sorry for the lateness. I've had school work. Yeah. SCHOOL. Will you please stop begging for the approval of a legal minor? Everyone: You suck. Anyway, this is what I've seen. You may have adopted twelve orphaned kittens, but you never showed me, so I didn't put "Charitable to young felines" in. I don't know all of...
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Stuff. Nonstandard teenage fantasies. Also, things.

Posted 02-27-2012 at 12:23 PM by MeechMunchie
1. At first I was going to break the chain of happy blogs and have a bit of a vent since work was building up and I was feeling ill and my social life had stopped improving... But then I realised something.

Yes, I wasn't happy with my life. And in fact, it was the first time since coming out of depression that I had been genuinely unhappy. And it was interesting. Because it was different.

When I was depressed, unhappiness meant life failure -> total emotional collapse...
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I just took my pants off the radiator

Posted 02-08-2012 at 11:17 PM by MeechMunchie
There are few simple pleasures greater on a cold winter morning than a pair of toasty hot bollocks.
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wait

Posted 11-11-2011 at 11:33 AM by MeechMunchie
i just realised i look like the Y U NO guy

i am disappoint
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