I begin school on Wednesday. What a short yet long summer it's been.

Looking back on that little poem I wrote to salute the end of a strange and tiresome year, I feel as if I wrote it yesterday. I know that's not the truth. Not just literally, but emotionally and mentally. I only hope the beloved *senior year* brings more to the table than what I dread and what I apathetically wait for.

My trashy sort-of ex girlfriend has joined Facebook. DX

Okay, so as some of you know, I'm in marching band, and this year they've started a new tradition of holding a competetion where all the different sections of the band get to design and perform a little show of their own. We're a pretty small band, so some sections had to combine with others. There are five people in my section, the low brass, and by adding the trumpets and saxophones, we managed to get the number up to twelve.

My friend and I made the decision to do Tetris for our...

"They're" as in "They're going to the pond."
"Their" as in "I took the liberty of mowing their lawn while they were away."
"There" as in "I threw the ball over there."
"Your" as in "Your cooking is crap."
"You're" as in "You're not a squirrel."

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Post your humorous variations now!

Adult Swim is going to start airing Cowboy Bebop in August.


Watching TV shows on YouTube sucks balls. DX

Are any changes to the signature retroactive?

So, I was going to see Hellboy II today, a movie I've been anticipating for some time. Anyway, a friend of mine invited to go with him and some others to see it today. Unfotunately, I agreed to help my dick head uncle with some farm work before my friend gave me the time. My friend later decided to change the time because he had something to do at the original time. Normally when I help out my uncle, I tend to be there half of the expected time, so I figured I might be able to make the new time....

So I just got my SAT scores. 1560. Wooooooooooooo. Exactly what got on the preliminary practice version. Oh well, October awaits. Anyone else here have a similar, unsatisfying first experience with college application tests?

For those who don't know the kist of things, it basically goes like this: 1500-, not good; +-1500, not great; 1600+, good; 1900+, awesome; 2100+, rare and amazing.

School is dead,
I can lie abed,
rot on the web,
and choose where I tread,

But before I may savor
This summer sloth flavor,
I have to hack up some concern
and slay the final wurm.

Essaytees, elderies,
downright stupid melodies,
plastic driving card,
having at the lard.

An aggrevating start to summer,
oh what a bummer,
but at least I'm not stuck with those dummies,...