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Posted 04-06-2015 at 01:18 PM by MA
Updated 10-31-2020 at 09:19 AM by MA
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Varrok's Avatar
MA IS BACK!

Also, I think the plot twist is that Oddjob is actually like, 4, or something.
Posted 04-06-2015 at 01:23 PM by Varrok

STM's Avatar
literally shaking right now
Posted 04-06-2015 at 01:45 PM by STM

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I love you too dude

Glad to hear your brain seems to be all back together, not gonna lie I was a little worried after you left in a hustle. Deep down though I had a feeling you'd return good as ever. Cutting back hard on the weed sounds like it really helped. Fuck knows it helped me, though I do enjoy a toke now and then with friends... it can put things in perspective (especially creative bullshit), but too much and I just start going crazy...er. So yeah what I'm saying is, good job!

Speaking of jobs, uh, I always thought OddJob was what he seems he is: an old-ish british dude. He's got that wise old(ish) man demeanour and always posts classical/jazz/avant british music in the music thread, so... yeah. Maybe it's all an elaborate ruse and I'm just a blind dumbass, though. Hmm. Weird.

OH and by the way ODDTOUR is at OANST's place this year (right guys? right?) so be there or be... not there. And lame. But seriously try and go, I'm trying to 'cause it's going to be amazing. If people actually make it, that is. It does seem a bit too great to be true...

Anyways cya around the threads or whatever! Let's make these forums a little more interesting again. It needs at least 50cc's of MA. In the butt. STAT
Posted 04-06-2015 at 01:49 PM by Mr. Bungle
Updated 04-06-2015 at 01:51 PM by Mr. Bungle

OANST's Avatar
Welcome back! And if anyone did make it to the wedding, you'd get to see my wife beat my ass for making her walk down the aisle almost four months pregnant! I've already taken her dress back to be resized...

It's good to have you back, though. This place is still pretty dead, but it's our dead place.
Posted 04-06-2015 at 01:59 PM by OANST

MA's Avatar
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Posted 04-06-2015 at 02:00 PM by MA
Updated 10-31-2020 at 09:19 AM by MA

OANST's Avatar
We tore them down and erected monuments to your penis in their place. Get your magnifying glasses at the gift shop for a better experience.

DICK JOKES PEOPLE
Posted 04-06-2015 at 02:04 PM by OANST

MA's Avatar
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Posted 04-06-2015 at 02:06 PM by MA
Updated 10-31-2020 at 09:19 AM by MA

OANST's Avatar
GOODTHATSWHATWEWANTEDALLALONGCOWFUCKER
Posted 04-06-2015 at 02:17 PM by OANST

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Swim, bitch! SWIM!

Even if you don't make it it'll probably be a pretty hilarious story. Or maybe tragic. Hopefully not tragic.
Posted 04-06-2015 at 02:23 PM by Mr. Bungle

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Posted 04-06-2015 at 02:48 PM by MA
Updated 10-31-2020 at 09:19 AM by MA

MA's Avatar
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Posted 04-06-2015 at 02:53 PM by MA
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Mr. Bungle's Avatar
OANST should just postpone the wedding until teleporters are invented and publicly accessible. Shouldn't be too long.

But seriously, I'm not even sure I'll be going. America is scary and I'm a puss. Mostly I'm just poor, though.
Posted 04-06-2015 at 02:54 PM by Mr. Bungle

Manco's Avatar
<3
Posted 04-06-2015 at 04:08 PM by Manco

Havoc's Avatar
What, I don't get a special mention? You break my heart, sir
Posted 04-06-2015 at 06:08 PM by Havoc

Abeguy's Avatar
I don't recognize this name, is this a name I should know?

Welcome back!
Posted 04-06-2015 at 07:49 PM by Abeguy

Varrok's Avatar
Mullock's Assistant.
Posted 04-06-2015 at 11:55 PM by Varrok

Jordan's Avatar
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or i could try and get a small van and we can all pile in the fucking back lol.
Please tell me you'll be providing Werthers Originals?
Posted 04-07-2015 at 02:56 AM by Jordan

Job McYossie's Avatar
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oh and Job you really need to continue that Oddworld Let's Play.
oh funny just the other day I was considering taking them down. But hey, if someone likes them I'll look into starting up again.

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Mullock's Assistant.
I believe this is the first time I've seen Varrok not give a sarcastic or joking response.
Posted 04-07-2015 at 04:31 AM by Job McYossie

OddjobAbe's Avatar
First of all, it's good to see you back.

Second of all: for quite a few years now, I thought the whole joke was that everyone knew but didn't say anything! I was playing along with the people that were playing along, so I thought every old man joke was a subtle wink to the fact that we all knew it was bullshit. In some cases maybe it was, in other cases maybe not...(sorry to disappoint, Mr. Bungle!).

But it all stemmed from when I joined, which was at the beginning of my entire internet "career" - I'd heard a bunch of stuff off my parents about safety and stuff, and I thought if I equalled/exceeded the age range of the sort of "predator" they talked about, I'd be in the clear. Realised after a while that that's just stupid, I have common sense and just using that is enough, rather than outright bullshitting, but by that point, I thought, "fuck it, it's quite funny", so I kept it going.

So in truth/a nutshell: I was initially interested in a medical career (high school), then got into music (end of high school). Then I wanted a career in psychology (6th form). Then persisted with music, which is now what I study and do to earn money (I couldn't handle a "real" job, I hate being told what to do, especially when it's something I don't want to do, like picking clothes up off the floor at TK Max or serving food or something). I still think I want to study psychology at some stage, though.

Hope you're fucking happy, you stick-in-the-shit.

(only kidding, I'm actually 42)
Posted 04-07-2015 at 04:34 AM by OddjobAbe

Varrok's Avatar
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I believe this is the first time I've seen Varrok not give a sarcastic or joking response.
To be honest I'm quite surprised how many people take me seriously when I'm joking and how many take me jokingly when I'm serious.

Also, I believed Oddjob was really that old. Now I don't.
Posted 04-07-2015 at 05:11 AM by Varrok

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I jestem uczę polskiego - mam dwadzieścia lat. Czy mam czterdzieści-dwa lat?
Posted 04-07-2015 at 05:22 AM by OddjobAbe

Varrok's Avatar
Seems you've got to...

polish your Polish
B)

*is proud of his quite obvious joke*
Posted 04-07-2015 at 05:25 AM by Varrok

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Actually not the first time I've heard that one...
Posted 04-07-2015 at 05:28 AM by OddjobAbe

Crashpunk's Avatar
Good to see you again MA. Really happy to see you well again.

Yeah the Oddworld Forums is the same for me as well. I need to check it at least once a day. If I don't, I worry I miss stuff.
Posted 04-07-2015 at 05:32 AM by Crashpunk

Shade667's Avatar
I check it because its my current homepage.
Posted 04-07-2015 at 07:54 AM by Shade667

Job McYossie's Avatar
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I check it because its my current homepage.
if this were said from someone using a regular browser I'd call it extreme dedication.

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I need to check it at least once a day. If I don't, I worry I miss stuff.
I don't even talk every day but I check it like every hour.
Posted 04-07-2015 at 08:24 AM by Job McYossie

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Posted 04-07-2015 at 08:24 AM by MA
Updated 10-31-2020 at 09:19 AM by MA

Manco's Avatar
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i will be providing booze. doesn't have to be drank, but it will still be provided. and tea, coffee and non-alcoholic fizzy drinks.
job will now swim across the pacific in order to attend
Posted 04-07-2015 at 08:41 AM by Manco

OddjobAbe's Avatar
What the fuck has happened to the Cool Hand Luke picture?
Posted 04-07-2015 at 09:00 AM by OddjobAbe

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Posted 04-07-2015 at 09:14 AM by MA
Updated 10-31-2020 at 09:20 AM by MA

 

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