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Weird Thing Popped Up. Won't Go Back Down.

Posted 12-25-2011 at 04:01 PM by OANST
I discovered recently that it is becoming very difficult for me to ejaculate. Sometimes it's impossible. Now, this may make me some kind of sexual superman as, yes, I do get an erection, and am capable of functioning sexually, but being incapable of climaxing means it could go on for hours. The last two times I had sex I was not able to orgasm at all, and it has been progressively getting more difficult to achieve orgasm for a while. Any thoughts?
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Wil's Avatar
I had that for two or three months when I started being on antidepressants. Has your body experienced any change in chemicals recently?

Even if not, it might just be a random temporary thing. Apart from going to the doctor my only suggestion would be to not worry about it and see what happens/how you feel later - getting anxious about it sure won't help.
Posted 12-25-2011 at 04:29 PM by Wil

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Selective serotonin Re-uptake inhibitors have well-documented anorgasmia side-effects. In fact, some people use them off prescription for that very purpose.
Posted 12-25-2011 at 05:21 PM by Bullet Magnet

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
Maybe you're just old and not particularly tasty
Posted 12-25-2011 at 05:36 PM by Mr. Bungle

Nate's Avatar
There's no way to put this delicately, but... how easily are you able to acheive your goal when taking matters in to your own hands?

Because you've pretty much described most of my sexual experience. I've learnt that even when someone else is involved, after a while I need to take more of a 'hands-on' approach.


If under those circumstances you're still struggling to... ermmm... unload the clown car, I'd recommend visiting a doctor. I know it's embarrassing (I've had to ask doctors about penis things too), but I'm sure this is an issue that can be easily fixed.
Posted 12-25-2011 at 06:09 PM by Nate

OANST's Avatar
I haven't touched an antidepressant in five to six months. They just made me worse. So, that can't be it. As for taking matters into my own hands, I'll give it a try. I haven't masturbated in a looong time. At least a year, probably. So, yeah. I'll give it a shot. My balls are like watermelons.
Posted 12-25-2011 at 07:02 PM by OANST

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Antidepressants don't really work that way though. They change your hormonal balance, and that change can last for a loooong time, even if you stop taking them. In fact, antidepressants are used as stimulants, and change your chemical make-up. So it's not really a matter of just not taking them anymore.

And yeah, they do have a nasty reputation of effing up your libido. That could be it.
Posted 12-25-2011 at 07:44 PM by Sekto Springs

Jordan's Avatar
Sometimes your own touch is what might be needed to give you a kick start.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 01:41 AM by Jordan

Crashpunk's Avatar
I thought the blog title was a sexual innuendo about something else. Apparently not.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 03:05 AM by Crashpunk

Ridg3's Avatar
Your balls must be as blue as a clear, sunny sky, my man. Try different things, I suppose, something that you've never tried but that might be hard because I picture you as some sexual deviant who has mastered everything in the kamasutra.

Actually, do what Nate said instead.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 03:48 AM by Ridg3

Wil's Avatar
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Selective serotonin Re-uptake inhibitors have well-documented anorgasmia side-effects.
It's not well-documented in the side-effects listed in the packet. It's not documented at all.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 03:55 AM by Wil

STM's Avatar
Might be something to go to the doctors about mate. Especially now that you're middle aged and not so tasty.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 05:26 AM by STM

MeechMunchie's Avatar
My Bowels Don't Hurt, But My Genitals Are Broken
Posted 12-26-2011 at 06:05 AM by MeechMunchie

Sekto Springs's Avatar
If it is in fact the antidepressants, then you just need to wait out the side-effects and let your hormones reset to default, essentially.

If it's not the antidepressants, then perhaps you need to get a little freakier to get your rocks off.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 09:42 AM by Sekto Springs

Daxter King's Avatar
Maybe you're gay.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 10:57 AM by Daxter King

MA's Avatar
definitely gay.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 12:30 PM by MA

Jordan's Avatar
I remember when I turned gay, my penis fell off.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 12:38 PM by Jordan

MA's Avatar
OANST has a roller coaster ride ahead of him.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 12:49 PM by MA

OANST's Avatar
Something sort of occurred to me. It may have something to do with this synthetic pot I've been smoking called Sonic Boom. If that's the case, then I'm just going to deal with it because Sonic Boom is the best goddamn drug I've ever taken, and I consider the inability to orgasm as a fair trade off. Yeah. I do drugs again. Nothing hard core. Just Sonic Boom every other night or so.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 02:24 PM by OANST

Dynamithix's Avatar
You addict.

Send me some too.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 02:42 PM by Dynamithix

OANST's Avatar
Oh, my god. It's amazing. It's considered synthetic marijuana, but it feels more like acid. It doesn't make you hallucinate, but it's incredibly intense. It only lasts for 20 to 30 minutes, too. So it's not like your a complete wreck for the whole night.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 02:46 PM by OANST

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Okay yeah, thats definitely it. That shit makes me downright sterile.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 03:03 PM by Sekto Springs

Ridg3's Avatar
Damn, I want to know where I can get my hands on some.

Is it a legal high?
Posted 12-26-2011 at 03:08 PM by Ridg3

Nate's Avatar
Can I suggest laying off the Boom just for a week and see if your penis returns to normal? Even if you start smoking it again, at least you'll know for sure.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 03:10 PM by Nate

OANST's Avatar
I've gone more than a week without smoking it. I don't always re-up right away when I run out. And, yeah. It's legal.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 03:24 PM by OANST

Mr. Bungle's Avatar
I've heard of that synthetic pot. It sounds interesting, but I think I'll stick to the natural stuff.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 05:12 PM by Mr. Bungle

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Its about four times stronger than natural pot, and about a fourth cheaper. It's four times more likely to kill you than natural pot though.
Posted 12-26-2011 at 08:30 PM by Sekto Springs

Daxter King's Avatar
Four times zero is still zero. =p
Posted 12-26-2011 at 08:52 PM by Daxter King

T-nex's Avatar
I'd never put my hands on synthetic shit. Besides, pot is enough to fuck me up x_x Never doing it again.
Posted 12-27-2011 at 01:05 AM by T-nex

Ridg3's Avatar
I'll not put my hands on natural shit, either, Nexy :P

Unfortunately, after scouring the interwebz for a nice website that might be able to sell me some I came across a totally different, better, more awesome website which I won't post due to rule violation.

But if anyone can find a way for me to procure this Sonic Boom, I'll be more than grateful
Posted 12-27-2011 at 01:40 AM by Ridg3

Nate's Avatar
In what way is it synthetic? Is it totally just chemicals, or is it a genetically-altered breed grown hydroponically?
Posted 12-27-2011 at 02:58 AM by Nate

 

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