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Posted 05-16-2016 at 04:48 PM by Alf Shall Rise
Hi, spring semester ended about a week ago and I got a C+ in microbiology which I'm, personally, pretty happy about to be honest. My GPA is like 3.4 or some shit. Damn I'm good. If I had gotten a D then I probably would have had to retake it since the credits wouldn't have transferred to most colleges, and that would have been pretty damn shitty. But I avoided such a fate regardless of the challenges thrown at me. I celebrated by ordering a medium pizza from Dominos and eating all of it, and it...
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Listen to this shit.

Posted 04-14-2016 at 02:50 AM by Alf Shall Rise
Hi guys, I've been a little inactive these past few days because of college and all of that fun hellish shit. But I've got a story to tell.

This happened yesterday at around one in the afternoon. I was on my computer, at home, doing my business when my dog starts barking at something outside. Now, understand that my dog barks at a ton of shit, so this was nothing new: he barks at every single dog he sees as well as plastic bags. So immediately, I assume he's just barking at some...
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My fingernails and I need some help

Posted 01-18-2016 at 08:12 PM by Alf Shall Rise
I'm pretty bored and this is on my mind right now, so I figured I'd see if anyone here has some good advice for this shit that I'm about to elaborate on.

So I pick and bite at my fingernails an awful lot. Always have, too. At this point it's developed into a really bad habit that I just can't help myself from doing. My fingernails are an absolute mess as a result, to the point where I feel really self conscious over it. I look at my nails and realize just how obvious it is that I...
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Thunder Storm

Posted 06-11-2008 at 05:02 AM by Alf Shall Rise
So there was this intense thunder storm last night, the power went out a couple of times, yadda yadda yadda. Apparently this morning my mom got a phone call from the school saying school is closed due to some power outage. Apparently it has to be really intense, but anyway, I'm so happy. A DAY OFF YEA.
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Thank you Lord!

Posted 02-02-2008 at 03:06 PM by Alf Shall Rise
Updated 02-04-2008 at 02:37 AM by Alf Shall Rise
Finally, after long boring harsh months, I finally, FINALLY, FIIINNAAALLLY have a cup of coffee. I feel the trend continuing once again...

EDIT: Woohoo, in about four or five hours, I'll be on this for a year now!
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Posted 01-29-2008 at 02:42 PM by Alf Shall Rise
Oh boohoo, I have to use Pidgin now. If anyone doesn't know what it is, it's a program that runs several different chat systems such as AIM and MSN. But, of course, excluding the fact that it's much more organized and doesn't lag as much, there has to be some form of a logical explanation of why I would waste my time downloading this program.

Funny story actually, I was on MSN and one of my friend's friends IMed me. He asked if he could post a picture of him and me onto his facebook...I...
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Need Some Help

Posted 01-05-2008 at 07:23 PM by Alf Shall Rise
Ok, I have a friend who's no longer a friend. And since blocking isn't exactly my kind of style, I haven't blocked him. But he thinks I'm "gay" because I don't have the same opinions as 4chan, specifically /b/. He showed me a chart of the population of faggots throughout the years on Google, and he says I'm part of it. Because I started liking things /b/ doesn't in 2006, where the chart grew. Now, he says /b/'s opinions are facts, and it's impossible to get through his hed that opinions are opinions,...
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Posted 12-16-2007 at 10:27 AM by Alf Shall Rise
Oh, yes! Two announcements about me in one blog! It's like a dream come true!

Anywaiz, for some reason I can't click Browse (the browse button; usually seen when you're uploading something from your computer, being an avatar and whatnot). So it was difficult for me to upload my old/new/cool/better than yours avatar.

Speaking of my old/new/cool/better than yours avatar, yus! That's it, the other announcement. I have it because in a way it's the original avatar somehow (if...
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Posted 11-07-2007 at 08:22 PM by Alf Shall Rise
I have reached the ultimate goal of 666 posts.

*Feels special*
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Bomberman Land Yus

Posted 11-04-2007 at 01:50 PM by Alf Shall Rise
Omfg no waiz Bomberman Land for teh Wiiz?!

Awesome. Who's getting it? I sure am.
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