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I know just how to turn this old place around!

Posted 10-12-2015 at 08:18 PM by Daxter King
We should convert into a Sonic forum, then this place will be filled with new members.
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Mac Sirloin's Avatar
OWF feels so quaint compared to everywhere else on the internet. Having a stake or presence in a place like this is like having a virtual lodge.
Posted 10-12-2015 at 09:13 PM by Mac Sirloin

Nate's Avatar
Wasn't there a plan a few years back for all our members to create accounts on a Sonic forum and troll the hell out of the place? Wouldn't that be essentially the same thing?
Posted 10-12-2015 at 10:19 PM by Nate

Varrok's Avatar
They banned us there. Here, we can make our own rules
Posted 10-13-2015 at 12:35 AM by Varrok

Crashpunk's Avatar
I didn't even make a single post and I got banned.
Posted 10-13-2015 at 03:45 AM by Crashpunk

MA's Avatar
we should lure the Sonic forums.

this is what we should do now. plot evil deeds and start wars with other forums. very Game-of-Thrones-esque.
Posted 10-13-2015 at 06:52 AM by MA

Varrok's Avatar
I didn't even make a single post and I got banned.
Posted 10-13-2015 at 08:48 AM by Varrok

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
We should start a clan in CS 1.6 and just chat on there.

Also, can someone explain Ventrilo or Mumble or whatever the current equivalent is to me? I'm literally trapped in 2002.
Posted 10-13-2015 at 09:50 AM by Mac Sirloin

Varrok's Avatar
You mean TeamSpeak?
Posted 10-13-2015 at 09:53 AM by Varrok

Crashpunk's Avatar
I joined that Sonic forum and I got banned almost straight away. I guess the mods were just banning new members when we were joining.
Posted 10-13-2015 at 10:50 AM by Crashpunk

FrustratedAssassin's Avatar
Okay, this is a story I definitely want to hear.
Posted 10-13-2015 at 11:21 AM by FrustratedAssassin

Varrok's Avatar
That's all the story. I managed to write a few funny posts, and draw myself an avatar showing Sonic driving a car. If I recall correctly, OANST and Nep were succesful in posting as well. I mean, before they got banned too.

It was over in a matter of minutes. And a day later somebody whined about missing all of this.
Posted 10-13-2015 at 11:38 AM by Varrok

Crashpunk's Avatar
I was really reluctant at first because you all know what the Sonic fan base is like. It was short lived but was funny at the time.
Posted 10-13-2015 at 12:55 PM by Crashpunk

Varrok's Avatar
I even like Sonic games. At least two of them
Posted 10-13-2015 at 02:30 PM by Varrok

Phylum's Avatar
You mean TeamSpeak?
You mean Discord?
Posted 10-13-2015 at 04:33 PM by Phylum

Nepsotic's Avatar
It was fun. We should do it again.
Posted 10-13-2015 at 05:16 PM by Nepsotic

Job McYossie's Avatar
We should start a clan in CS 1.6 and just chat on there.
Please don't tempt me, if we do it should be CS:GO though, no one plays 1.6 but mexicans and russians from what I've found. Most of EU, a lot of Russia, and pretty much all of the US is on GO.

Even if you're joking, I'm still saying I'm totally up for it.
Posted 10-14-2015 at 05:12 AM by Job McYossie

Phylum's Avatar
We're too geographically spread out. Think of the pings. Some of you might get games together I guess, but the poor Australian would get left out

So basically we need to start a clan in Multiwinia...
Posted 10-14-2015 at 06:48 AM by Phylum

STM's Avatar
I only have Darwinia boo.

I think we need to hermetically seal the forum with all of us trapped inside and force us to act out a cruel, perfunctory parody of every day life with one another, before slowly and unwittingly descending into organised tribal barbarity where we roast the newer members on spits and write hate mail to Lorne Lanning with our own faeces all over the walls.
Posted 10-14-2015 at 09:48 PM by STM

Crashpunk's Avatar
You lot go ahead. I dislike Counter-Strike. Oh I know! We should all chat on Dota 2!

lol I'm kidding. I'm fucking done with that game.
Posted 10-15-2015 at 04:23 AM by Crashpunk

Varrok's Avatar
We can all play Elevator: Source !
Posted 10-15-2015 at 05:11 AM by Varrok

Phylum's Avatar
STM I'll make sure MM buys you a copy of Multiwinia over Christmas. He always buys people copies when it goes on sale for under a pound. Then you can join us for very occasional games, in spite of timezone differences.
Posted 10-15-2015 at 10:05 PM by Phylum

MeechMunchie's Avatar
I feel like I should be offended by Tom promising things on my behalf. Unfortunately, he's spot on.

What can I say? I ran out of people to beat.
Posted 10-16-2015 at 05:20 AM by MeechMunchie

Varrok's Avatar
Alternatively, I could just send him a drm-free installer from my humble bundle.
Posted 10-16-2015 at 05:54 AM by Varrok
Updated 10-16-2015 at 06:47 AM by Varrok

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
What can I say? I ran out of people to beat.
A painful reality this is.
Posted 10-16-2015 at 08:18 AM by Mac Sirloin

Varrok's Avatar
I played Multiwinia with MM. He's well known (by me) as a cheater.

I could beat him in Nidhogg, tho.

I could beat anybody in Nidhogg.
Posted 10-16-2015 at 08:32 AM by Varrok


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