We've finally got an internet connection at home!

But I'm not allowed to use it.

So.

I swam along the road.

LIKE THIS FORUM

IT'S SO GAY

Yeeaah

that's right bitches

One day in 1984, Bill Gates codes Windows 1 (don't worry, he eventually figures out how to make the clock round):




He writes an art program that makes full use of all eight colours (unfortunately the bright aqua makes your eyes water too much to use it):




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Possibly. On Wednesday (that's Tuesday for youse foreign losers) I'm leaving on some trip to the middle of the friggin' desert with some old aboriginal dude and a bunch of sexually-experimental bis.

Actually I dunno about that last bit, but I bet they are. The sort of people that come on a trip like this usually have dreadlocks and thinking hugging a tree brings you closer to nature, as does working your way methodically through everything in The Joy of Tantric Sex.

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Search Google images for
and look through the results for yours! Does it appear? It it does, the earlier, the better! Yay! Have fun! And watch out for the rude picture on page 8!


In case you're interested, my avatar isn't on there.

Aha, see, I made it so 'quick' is just one letter away from 'quiz'!

Now, I want y'all to answer these here questions. Just copy+paste the questions into your reply, and answer them there before you post. Some if not most are trick questions, so be on your guard.


A man builds a rectangular house. Each wall faces North. Then he goes outside, and sees a bear. Is it possible to determine the colour of the bear's fur to a reasonable degree of certainty?
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