Where the fuck did you guys go

Don't leave me here with all these guests they don't get me like you do

I keep falling into the same pattern of posting the stupidest shit on here then going inactive for some period of time.

This is the only site I seem to do this on.

I need a fucking shock collar or something. Train myself to stop trying to post something before it's too late.




Oh no it's too late again

I've been trying to grow pumpkins continuously for the past year and every time I'm unable to attend to them for about a week or so at any given moment like recently, where I went back home for exactly four days, I ask my dad or brother to take care of them and something always fucking happens.

The first time the pumpkins flowered and then just kind of wilted. The second time my brother knocked them into the sink and all of them died the next day. The third time my dog somehow managed...

Today I realized that I have been playing AO and AE continuously for well over half my life. I've replayed them continuously and at this point I know the games so well I could probably replicate them perfectly if I was given the means to.

They never really lost their charm and I am genuinely surprised they managed to keep a hold of me for so many years.

And I get overly excited when I talk about Oddworld to people. I've shown it to countless people and the great news...

I left to work on finals earlier and when I got back to my dorm there were 10 cases of Mountain Dew Code Red on my desk.

I can't fathom why anyone would break into my room in the span of 3 hours just to leave a shitload of soda on my desk.

What the fuck do I do with over 100 cans of Mountain Dew???

So last night I was on Netflix because I was way too lazy to do any real work and on instant stream there was Hellraiser and I was like OH MAN I HAVE TO WATCH THIS because I had never seen it because I was not "mature enough" to handle it. But yeah, I watched it. There was a lot to make fun of because you know, it's a fairly old movie. Overall it was pretty excellent though and I'm glad I watched it because I rediscovered Clive Barker's amazing everything and it made me feel like a kid again oddly....

I am so glad shippers are a rarity in the Oddworld fanbase.

Seriously.

If there were an abundance of shippers in this fanbase like there are in most other fandoms I've been an "active participant" in, I don't think I could even look in the direction of... well, anything relating to the fanbase.

And even then the shipping I've seen relating to Oddworld usually applied to OCs and joke pics/fics.

No seriously I am so grateful for this silly...

Have you ever sat there with a load of shit on your platter and you know you have to fix that but instead you just sit there and stare at it for hours on end taking in the stench and wondering why you haven't bothered cleaning it up yet?

And then you start cleaning up a not so shit infested plate and suddenly the scale breaks because you're fucking up the natural order or something.

There was going to be a point to this but then I realized how absurd that sounded so...

The clay I just bought today smells like bacon. Why does it smell like bacon, this is not a smell clay should have. The bacon clay beckons it's hard to resist trying to eat the things I am sculpting with it. I'm convinced they dropped a pack of bacon into whatever machine was processing the clay before it went up on shelves.

It has a real good feel to it though. It's not all rubbery like Sculpey, doesn't dry ridiculously fast like paper clay, and won't tear a hole in my hand because...

So I've spent my short amount of time back trying to catch up a bit with what's happened around here and took a quick look at the past.

My god I was horrible. I joined when I did feeling confident I was mature enough to go onto a forum without acting like a complete idiot/tool, and failed miserably at it. Right now, I can only hope I've improved during my absence.

Anyways, prepare for a wall of text. As the title implies, this blog post is going to have plenty of rambling....