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Posted 01-26-2009 at 11:48 AM by OANST
I can't hold this place together on my own.
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Crazy People That Happen To Me II

Posted 01-26-2009 at 08:22 AM by OANST
A few months ago I was shopping for some work clothes at Macy's when i realized that my bowels were about to explode. I make my way to the bathroom and find that there is a slightly disheveled looking man who is continuously removing the brown paper that you use to dry your hands from its dispenser. He was taking it and putting it on the floor of one of the stalls. I made my way into the adjacent stall and began taking care of business while he continued bringing more and more paper towel into his....
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Crazy People That Happen To Me

Posted 01-24-2009 at 08:59 AM by OANST
I have come to the conclusion that I am a magnet for people who are completely insane. They don't always have actual contact with me but they do always end up in the same room as me (typically the bathroom).

A couple weeks ago I took my daughter to see "The Tale of Despereaux". During the film I came to the realization that I would soon be shitting my pants if I didn't get myself to a restroom with the quickness. I go to the bathroom and enter the last stall. I spend a few minutes...
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I Hate Women

Posted 12-27-2008 at 09:06 AM by OANST
Let me start by saying this. I do not hate women in a way that I can help. Intellectually I see them as no different from men in any respect other than anatomy. I know them to be just as capable of wisdom or stupidity as anyone of the opposite sex. However, I have an irrational and almost physical response to almost all women that drives in the exact opposite direction. I hate looking at them. I hate talking to them. I hate being anywhere near them. I hate the way they dress. I hate the way they...
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