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The Universe Outlook on the world

AT LAST, SIR TERRY...

Posted 03-12-2015 at 11:31 AM by Splat
Updated 03-13-2015 at 02:59 AM by Splat
Great A'tuin
Havelock Vetinari
Lady Margoletta
Esme Weatherwax
Gytha Ogg
Magrat Garlick
Agnes Nitt
Miss Tick
Tiffany Aching
Susan Sto Helit
Time
Death of Rats
The Amazing Maurice
(His Educated Rodents)
(And Keith, the stupid-looking kid)
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
Lu Tze
Sam Vimes
Fred Colon
Nobby Nobbs
Carrot Ironfoundersson
Angua
Those babies they...
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1963

Posted 01-02-2013 at 02:57 AM by Splat
Updated 01-02-2013 at 04:25 AM by Splat
November 1963 was one of the most important months in (fairly) recent history. On Friday the 22nd of November, John F Kennedy, President of America was assassinated while travelling though Dallas, Texas.
But overshadowing that completely was the fact that the following day, the first ever episode of Doctor Who was released, which of course completely changed the world; Doctor Who is the longest running science fiction series in history, putting anything those yanks have produced to shame....
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Christmas Begins Today!

Posted 08-28-2012 at 01:45 PM by Splat
I always say that Christmas begins the first day I see an advert for it.

Today it was a trailer for a Christmas-related film that I saw in the cinema and didn't absorb the name of.

Also, I saw Brave! It's exactly my kind of film; I loved it! <3 fairy tales.

So anyway, Merry Christmas, all. (Sorry it's late - last year Christmas started in May.)
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Mystery

Posted 01-19-2012 at 03:42 AM by Splat
So, we varnish wood to protect and preserve it...

Why do we varnish coffins?
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The Class A Team

Posted 11-04-2011 at 11:35 AM by Splat
Updated 11-04-2011 at 11:49 AM by Splat
Heard this song for the first time a few days ago and it's been on my head since.



Apparently the guy played at a homeless shelter and was moved to write this the same night.

I don't listen to a lot of mainstream music, but because they play music in the shop where I'm working I've heard a lot of it, and I'm actually starting...
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An Education in Fanfiction: the Conclusion

Posted 04-29-2011 at 04:05 PM by Splat
Updated 05-01-2011 at 04:57 AM by Splat
I learnt to write by writing fanfiction: deal with it, OANST!

I didn't want to write rubbish stuff, silly 'hook up characters who totally should be hooked together', 'insert character strongly resembling myself so I can meet/save the life of/make out with the hero/heroine of the story' and so on. I wanted to write good stories, and it happened to be that so many of my favourite works, including Oddworld, inspired me, so I built stories around the source of my inspiration.
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The Youtube Question Finally Answered

Posted 10-15-2010 at 12:50 PM by Splat
Updated 02-27-2011 at 10:27 AM by Splat
Way back in May 2009 I posted a blog asking deep and profound questions about the nature of advertising; namely, why did Youtube keep giving me adverts for Male Nuzzling?

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Why does YouTube keep giving me adverts for homosexual dating websites?
(No, I'm not posting a link.)

One spokesman who wished to remain anonymous gave the following answer: "I'm not the YouTube Programmer you're looking for," So I let him go about his business.
Finally, on this...
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Cus you gotta have one video blog...

Posted 09-16-2009 at 03:49 PM by Splat
Updated 12-07-2009 at 09:24 AM by Splat
I am totally addicted to this tune right now.



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Courgette of POWAR!!!

Posted 07-27-2009 at 01:59 AM by Splat
Updated 07-27-2009 at 02:02 AM by Splat
A courgette, (AKA. Zucchini, for all those who live in a country where they don't speak or teach English English) is a vegetable that I can't say I'm particularly fond of.

When my mum cooks it as a vegetable to go in the typical English meal formula (Potato product + Vegetable or salad + Some form of meat product) it just sort of sits on the edge of my plate, all limp and slimy, clinging feebly to the insides of its skin like an old person trying to conceal his nakedness with a face...
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The YouTube Question...

Posted 04-22-2009 at 12:19 PM by Splat
Updated 10-26-2009 at 04:05 PM by Splat
Why does YouTube keep giving me adverts for homosexual dating websites?
(No, I'm not posting a link.)


One spokesman who wished to remain anonymous gave the following answer: "I'm not the YouTube Programmer you're looking for," So I let him go about his business.


*Sigh* Guess I better cut down on Potter Puppet Pals and Charlie the Unicorn.
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