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Laser Beams are cooler than phasers.
Posted 08-30-2007 at 08:13 PM by Mac Sirloin
Jesus, I hate how everyone is always saying "Oh, my Phaser beat you! HAHA!"
And then there are those ASSHOLES who say PHAZER. As if. Laser beams are cooler then Phasers because they are usually much, much more effective, have better colours, and totally come out of better weapons. A Phaser comes out of something that looks like an electric shaver. And why would a piece of superheated light beam have a 'stun' mode? suck it, Kurk. If I didn't know better I'd swear the whole world was against me on this, I mean, Hello! Obviously a laser is going to be more effective! Even Han Solo used a Laser (Though they called it a Blaster, and thats an entirely different debate.) and look at how Badass he was! You don't see terrorists using Lasers, you see real men firing one. 19,348,093 people have turned to Laser because of my cause, thank you. |
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