So I've been left with no choice but to smoke my emergency cigars.

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I could download Abe's Oddysee and Abe's Exoddus from PSN? I've been reduced to watching speedruns and walkthroughs on YouTube to satiate my nostalgia.

Pulling an all-dayer!

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The above is true.

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I was right!

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I had an incredibly erotic dream last night about a forum member. It takes the cake, I've never been so turned on by a dream before.

And now I am left with this sense of DO WANT NOW :-/

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I'd like to share with you all my harrowing adventure of pain and torture, that took place last week.

I'd noticed over the past fortnight or so that the right side of my nutsack had been slightly larger than normal, but didn't particularly think anything of it until late Tuesday evening when what I thought was my testicle started to really hurt - like a dull stabbing pain. I thought it might be random blue balls so I had a wank. Only to find that my normally creamy white jizz was...

My brother purchased a PS3 Slim the other day, and I'd like to know what games I should buy.

BTW, I vehemently dislike FPS'.

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http://www.christianforums.com

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Oh yes I have.

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http://www.asylum.com/2008/09/15/a-v...nks-the-brain/

Mwhahahahahhahahahaha!

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