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Twerk it, Work it, Jerk It.

Posted 08-23-2013 at 02:23 PM by STM
I found out today in a spate of boredom, that I can twerk. :3

Since we're all sharing personal stuff.

Now to find a gay bar...

Also, upon further inspection, video footage leads me to believe heavy lifting is really starting to pay off via definition in the muscles around my back.

Now to perfect the gifts god gave me. *jiggles*
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I Fucked Up

Posted 08-15-2013 at 04:38 AM by STM
My AS results were just a happy anomaly it seems. I returned to my level of crappy mediocrity this year with my A2 results. I'm actually not upset though, I think I'm gonna learn a trade, become an electrician or a plumber. Ho needs skool n e way?

Good luck to all the other chaps getting their results today and congrats to the ones that did well.

Vyrien, looks like that Mario + Luigi w/ tits thing is happening.
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You Fuckers!

Posted 08-03-2013 at 03:15 PM by STM
Which one of you stopped me from editing and removing the pictures I put in WDYLL. YOU KNOW HOW I DO, GUYS!
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Ess Tee Em the Working Man

Posted 07-22-2013 at 09:40 AM by STM
'Ello all,

So, as the title of this blog might have hinted, I'm now working. After a brief period of searching, I drew upon my extensive bank of contacts, favours and street cred to land a job in a warehouse, putting things on shelves, taking things off shelves and putting things in boxes of various shapes and sizes. Any way, it's five days a week, 8 AM till 4.30 PM and at the moment I'm on 7 an hour which really isn't too bad for anyone, let alone for someone who doesn't even have...
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I Apparently Missed my Five Year Anniversary

Posted 07-08-2013 at 01:53 AM by STM
Am I one of the cool kids now?
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This is definitely worthy of a second blog straight after my other One

Posted 06-26-2013 at 08:41 AM by STM
So I came out (god that sounds so weird) as bi-curious to my brother today, just now. His reaction was fantastic:

'well it's not like it's incest or anything'.

Fortunately, he doesn't seem to care.

This is really weird though, I wonder if this is permanent or just a crazy hormone thing.
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If You don't eat your meat, how can you have any Pudding?

Posted 06-20-2013 at 07:58 AM by STM
Updated 06-20-2013 at 08:00 AM by STM
Completely unrelated title, I just love the little screamy bit at the end of Another Brick in the Wall II from The Wall.

I applied for a job the other day at a retail store, the bonus was that they trained you throughout the year so that when your fixed term ended you left with a qualification. I could have used that for when I leave university. Unfortunately I was rejected after a couple of days.

Gotta make a fair bit of cash over the next year, about 5000-7000....
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Fuckin' Shiiit

Posted 05-24-2013 at 03:37 PM by STM
seems more than a few of my blogs start with 'fuckin', now. Oops!

Well..told two people I love erm, both said they love me back. Uh oh. STM is in trooooubbbleeee.

That being said.

>w> awesome

crap, am I drunk? I think I might be.

In which case, I love you all in the butt.

I miss MA and Nexy. =<
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Fuckin' Bricked Me Self

Posted 05-17-2013 at 05:47 PM by STM
Updated 05-17-2013 at 05:49 PM by STM
Had a big 'ole gathering today, to celebrate graduation or what have you, a decasomething of mates got together to have a chin wag, drink, smoke, smoke, drink, smoke and what have you. I fucking wreak of cigarettes, pretty grim. Any way, that's not the interesting part for you lot. Basically I spent the night sitting in a small hazy room, leng and hot boxed so I got a contact high.

Walking home in the dead of night at 2AM through the woods with no sign of humanity other than the distant...
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The Nail in the Coffin

Posted 05-02-2013 at 11:37 AM by STM
Updated 05-02-2013 at 11:47 AM by STM
Turns out Lorne is now bigging up Nigel Farage. For those of you who are unfamiliar with who he is, Nigel is our resident demagogue, he's an ultra- right wing racist who wants us out of the EU, he has no economic sense and in the flier I got through the door about why we should elect UKIP as our local party - I was amused to find they had just a single policy which was written in big bold white letters: KEEP THE BULGARIANS OUT OF BRITAIN. ONLY UKIP IS TAKING THIS THREAT SERIOUSLY.

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