maybe :B

So a few days ago I finally gave in and decided to introduce my brother to a more eccentric friend with the sole intention of making an ass out of him.

Me, Nikki and Ghost were talking to eachother in a conversation about how all three of us are sexually attracted to women and everything and then my brother starts talking some shit to me about magic, so I sound off about it. To which Ghost and Nikki both PLEAD with me to let him join the conversation, so I asked my brother if he'd...

Aint I a stinker?

Discuss, bonus points if you don't vomit.

A year ago this day I finalized plans for meeting my girlfriend tomorrow off the train in Glasgow before she went to some party. Fifty one weeks ago today she dumped me.

Post or I'll continue with on the hour updates.

sucks

SLAM SLAM SLAM HIT THAT ROBOT GROIN HARDER

I laughed so much

I was scared to death throughout that Psychology tutorial, I just couldn't believe the lack of critical thought and amount of tabloid sensationalism being practised by twenty year old second year university students.

Also I was/am high on energy drinks, this might have been part of the problem.

But seriously, I feel so isolated from the majority in terms of beliefs and opinions.

Scaaaaary.

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FUCK YEAH THREE A's IN A ROW