Here you go. Listening to the "Beverly Hills Cop" soundtrack on vinyl. Does it get any more 80s than Patti LaBelle's "New Attitude"??? All you kids would know.

Who here remembers this? Oh, nobody does.

Who remembers Jason Alexander? Okay, a couple of you do...

Who loves this 1988 McDonald's commercial featuring Jason Alexander selling McDonalds' new product, the "McD.L.T." choreographed with multiracial men and women in neon outfits? Everyone? That's what I thought!

http://www.wimp.com/jasonalexander/

For all of my non-facebook friends... just found this on good old Craigslist



Why don't they just hit the delete key and type a more accurate description, "Doesn't work."

So there's this guy who's been a good customer of mine for years whose computer always comes in LOADED with viruses. I'd say every month or so he brings his system in for a $130 clean sweep.

Do you want to see WHY he brings his computer in? Here you go.

To further illustrate the madness of this situation, he's like 60-something and looks like santa claus.

Who are you?

But seriously it scared the crap out of me at first.

*wonders who will out-do this one*

Alrighty, this was ridiculous. About a week ago I took the Firebird down to Les Schwab for new tires (see: previous blog, re: free beef) Over the course of a couple of days I kept looking at the car, "Hmm, something doesn't look right..." it was like the tires looked too small for the wheel well openings or something. Subtle, but to me, noticeable.

Now I decide to pull out my paperwork. Indeed, what they had done was put 60 series tires on my car instead of 65 series, which was what...

Yeah, so I went to Les Scwab today and bought 4 new tires for the Trans Am. Any guesses what I got as a free gift?





HAHA, that's not me, but my box is very similar. Mine is a 'party pack' containing two meat logs and dipping sauce. This has actually been their schtick for as long as I can remember. Thank you, Les!

Actually it's more like a thong.

Remember the official OWF banana hammocks that Alcar gave out a while back? They were like this.

So bored.