WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO ALPHABETS

WHY DO YOU HAVE >1900 COMMON USE ABSTRACT CHARACTERS

WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO WAYS TO PRONOUNCE EVERY SINGLE ONE

WHY AM I TRYING TO LEARN THIS

That's from a recent psychological review...

Majorca for two weeks starting tomorrow morning.

I loaded myself up with books and bought a new DS game, should be a nice relaxing vacataion.

Babai guys, I love you all <3

Dear Mr Doubtfire

The results of your recent blood tests are now available and we would like you to make a routine appointment ASAP to discuss them with the doctor who arranged the tests.

Yours sincerely
*scribble*
For and on behalf of
Rising Brook and Cross Street Surgery

Nick Griffin banned from entering Buckingham Palace.

'One law for Nick Griffin, one law for everyone else.'

B in Psychology, B in Philosophy and D in Statistics which is pretty good considering I failed the coursework and went to 6/90 lectures

That's an AAAB in Philosophy since the start of the university and a BBBB in Psychology since the start of university.

I have both of my acceptance letters, come September I'll be an honours student an work at a really advanced level, then the fun will begin.

Life plan so far:

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It's even worse when you're grown up.

About fifteen minutes ago I noticed a red rolled up thing on the top of my tv, so I went and picked it up. It felt gummy and cold to the touch and when I rubbed it it felt like rose petals, and like rose petals it secreted something red onto my fingers.

I was thinking to myself 'Okay, how did a rose petal fly into my room and on top of my tv?'

Then I noticed my rose petal hand four wings, with a design on them.

I screamed and threw it away and it landed...

Accept no substitute.