I just found out I was an accident!

That's one phone call I wish I didn't overhear.

The worst part is that I'm completely sober.

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Joe, why did you have gaysex with your best friend?

If anyone can tell me what on...

I love my bed. In the day it gives a lovely warm feeling to my room. At night it keeps me lovely and warm and comfy. It has provided me with many fun nights and, hopefully, many fun nights soon to come. \\



Now what I do hate about my bed is that fucking big green "Freda the Frog says Well done! You were good in X-Ray" sticker...

Oh my God, tonight I've been invited to a party. A Drunken teen party, sex drugs and rock and roll... meh, love isn't a competition though, so despite all my friends egging me on saying I have more chances than them and I'll meet a chick in that modern way that people meet chicks (They dropped in the girl I like's name, Ruby, to try and get me to go.) But, I thought that I would leave, saying you can have it all, because frankly I would rather stay at home and watch Film 2008 with Jonathan Ross......