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I'm going to Romania and also I don't like you

Posted 07-22-2012 at 07:48 AM by Splat
Actually, I don't know why I wrote the second half of that title.


I'm going on a mission trip to Romania for two weeks to help 4 other Brits and an undisclosed number of Romanians run a pair of holiday camps for a total of 60 children aged 9-10/11-12. I leave tomorrow.

Goodbye 6-month-long British Autumn and hello European Heatwave! (I'm gonna die!)

It was fun because the friend who I'm going with lost his passport less than a week ago and spent...
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I got Work XP!

Posted 06-19-2012 at 11:09 AM by Splat
I have a work experience placement with the local council; it's like a real job, except without the bit where I get handed money (still on pathetic job seekers allowance and therefore still can't afford to move out of my mum's house) but I do get a shiny reference on my CV, and 500 work XP every day - at this rate I'll hit level 6 by Tuesday!
But then I am required to, twice daily, take a ride on a bus (or, as I prefer to call them, a pus-ridden carriage of misery - man, I wish the internet...
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My Signature Finally Explained

Posted 03-14-2012 at 10:27 AM by Splat
Updated 03-25-2016 at 05:32 PM by Splat
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How long can I procrastinate getting my laptop fixed...

Posted 02-03-2012 at 05:19 PM by Splat
So recently the left hinge of my laptop has been getting loose, and now when I tilt the lid back and forth a red line sometimes appears near the left side of a screen; an entire column of broken pixels. Generally jiggling it back and forth a bit gets rid of it but it's getting to be harder to dispel.

I really should get it looked at, but I don't really want to be without it for any length of time; my friend's computer broke recently and they took it to the same shop I bought/insured...
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Mystery

Posted 01-19-2012 at 03:42 AM by Splat
So, we varnish wood to protect and preserve it...

Why do we varnish coffins?
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Not sleeping

Posted 12-29-2011 at 06:10 PM by Splat
Updated 12-29-2011 at 06:16 PM by Splat
So the last week or so I've persistently not been settling down to sleep until after 3 AM (including tonight, as chance would have it). It gets to about 1AM and I think 'that's enough, I'll go to bed now' and then I just... don't. I mean procrastinating about winding down and going to bed has sort of been a consistent thing with me for the last few years but not usually so late so persistently.

It means I'm not sleeping nearly enough and getting increasingly exhausted every evening,...
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The Class A Team

Posted 11-04-2011 at 11:35 AM by Splat
Updated 11-04-2011 at 11:49 AM by Splat
Heard this song for the first time a few days ago and it's been on my head since.



Apparently the guy played at a homeless shelter and was moved to write this the same night.

I don't listen to a lot of mainstream music, but because they play music in the shop where I'm working I've heard a lot of it, and I'm actually starting...
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I start work on the morrow

Posted 10-10-2011 at 03:30 PM by Splat
Updated 10-10-2011 at 03:33 PM by Splat
That's right; I got a job!

It's for 4 weeks, working for Dunelm Mill, a British chain store that sells fabrics and furniture and linen and stuff. A new branch of it is opening in my town in a few weeks, so I'll be working over the opening period. If all goes well, I've a chance of being offered full-time employment afterwards (and if not, at least I can finally put something on my CV). Also, by the time the 4 weeks are over, the Christmas season will be starting, and then why train...
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Manpoo, Mister and Rejection (which doesn't start with 'M')

Posted 07-23-2011 at 08:51 AM by Splat
Let me tell you about my day.

Ran out of shampoo this morning, so when visiting the supermarket later I made a note to get some. I spent a long time looking at bottles with girly words on them; I don't want my hair to be sumptuous! I don't want it to be silky! I don't want it nourished with natural organic honey and elderflower! I didn't want girly shampoo! I wanted Manp-

Then I realised there are some things you don't shout aloud at the supermarket.

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Laugh at this: Gain a Dweeb Level

Posted 07-06-2011 at 03:32 PM by Splat




"We're legal!"
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