Here's an MSN conversation I just had with a story.
Simon says:
Earlier in the week I had to test Electric toys at SVDP.
It's not a very fun or interesting job.
Because they're all baby toys and baby toys make stupid noises.
But there was this teddy bear thing.
There was a cassette player embedded in its back.
It didn't work, so I just went crazy with it. It was articulated to I snapped all the limbs and like, twisted the head off. Just went...