http://www.time.com/time/arts/articl...894028,00.html

Between five and a half and six inches, sorry the answer took so long =).

• I've shared my bed with another man
• Male spooning is epic
• I've spent the best part of £50 on food and booze in this one weekend
• I give a mean massage
• I went to my very first Japanese restaurant and we both had seafood ramen, I watered it down with hot sake
• I broke my vow of never giving negative rep to a contributive member to get back at an annoying little bitch who was asking for it
• I've gotten a voracious minor drunk
• He keeps trying to get at my nipples
• It ain't over yet.

And it was teh awesums.

We had sweets done up to look like Honeydukes specialties, we had a potions cabinet full of alcohol, a nest full of toy dragons in chocolate eggs, we all got wands and played Order vs Death Eaters in a local park at half one in the morning and I spent the dawn hours discussing war, philosophy and politics with remarkably insightful and intelligent people.

My friend who organized this, this was her 21st Birthday, which only made things more epic,...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle5908535.ece

Maybe I should do more blog titles in headline style? :P

http://shows.vivastreet.co.uk/shows-...ience/12948738

I was in that and it was awesome. It was us (The Glasgow Knights) versus a team of fifty cheerleaders (The Scottish Rockettes), the quiz was a nobrainer lark, not only were questions answered by taking the mean or mode of the whole teams answers but the questions were about random off the wall things that...

That is, tonight I shall be filmed, along with my swordfighting society in a new quiz show at BBC Scotland. A pilot show unfortunately, so it'll never make the air.

Also fun fact: I haven't had any sleep tonight, I don't actually have any clean clothes and I have several hundred words of an essay to write in the next ten hours.

And I'm out of coffee.

Wish me luck.

Any suggestions? Guitar is most definitly out, Sax is probably out and so is anything over about £300 (No Cello ).

At the moment I'm leaning towards my two favourite instruments; Flute and Violin and I don't think I could ever play a brass.

I was going to make such a big thing out of this
'Twas going to be in six parts, and long to take the piss
But then I thought 'Hell, what's teh fucking point?'
When this short poem I'm writing, my tale it shall anoint

Had I a pretty damsel, Anna was her name
Loved her fair and well did I, but Christ was I to blame
For when meeting her every time I acted rather fast
Because in my heart I deftly knew this passion could not last

...

Bittersweet irony.