Is it just me...

We can only hope...

Wasn't he always like that?

Nope, it's just my internet madness. The freedom has gone two my head. BUT my account has been "lovingly" hacked by a friend before. Like, he wanted to set up an account, so I logged into mine to show him what it was like, and I forgot to log off. Anyway, he made a few posts but I forgot what they were. But I stopped it.

Not just a regular hacker, a British hating hacker. The worse kind.

Could be worse. He could hate Australians.

What makes you think I don't?

I HATE Canadians. Bunch of ignorant maple sucking lumberjacks.

I hate Canadians too. I hate everybody.

I hate people to hate because that's how I roll.

You roll very hatefully. I'm not sure I approve of your rolling style.

He just turned 11 sometime recently, so I just figured he was going through that "gotta act super cool to impress people on the internet" phase or some shit.

Actually, that is most definitely what's going on right now.

Just a shame it had to coincide with my "Intolerant to internet buffoonery" phase.

Meechmunchie will receive the official office of Sublogerator. It's his job to tell people how awful they are and wear a ceremonial pointy hat.

So it's what I do anyway. Except now the hat is ceremonial.

And Sublogerator is a funny word.

I'm pretty sure I'm not "acting cool on the internet". Just something I wanted to point out.

Astutely observed, Jdate. You're not cool at all.

WoF definitely made the right choice.

I'm not cool, I'm tubular! Radical! The bee's knees!

Urgh.

Urgh.

Fucking urgh.

Kcufing Hgruh?

Am I the only one who's never seen the word tubular used as a synonym for cool?

Maybe it's Gishy.

Lumpy black and hairy

It's a 50s expression, he got it from a VSauce video.

Let's keep bees out of this. He'll never be as cool as the bees.

What if he takes a photo of himself wearing a beard of bees?

you can't wear bees, they wear you.

cute little fuzzy creatures

Wouldn't happen, they'd reject him because he doesn't have enough cool pheromones. Don't you know bees pick their queens based on how cool they are?

I'm going to be dead honest here.

I always thought bees selected queens based on how female they were.