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My days, my deary days...

Posted 04-07-2008 at 06:20 AM by OddjobAbe
Updated 04-07-2008 at 07:52 AM by OddjobAbe
As yuo may know, I have far stricter morals than my brother. For one, I don't download pornography.

Anyway, the poor git accidentally downloaded paedophilia, and now he's in trouble with the police, so I have to try and help him. God knows how.

He may be a bit of a Glen Quagmire, but he's certainly not a paedophile. According to him, the file name lead him to believe that he was downloading a deep-throating video. Immoral, yes. Idiotic, yes.
Legal, yes. A movie that was shown years ago in America, yes.

He's marriage looks like it may be buggered now. Not only does his wife not believe him, but she told him to stop downloading pornography altogether.

I say it's his fault. He downloaded this kind of shit. Hew knew what he was getting himself into. But he's my brother, so I feel obligated to help him escape trouble and get his marriage back on track.

I can't think of a closing statement, so I shall say one thing:

Don't download hentai either. Just because they're cartoon women, it doesn't make it okay.
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Laser's Avatar
Holy Christ monkeys! :shock:

Can't you just show the police the file (which should say Deep throut or something like that) they can trace the website and catch the people who uploaded it?
Posted 04-07-2008 at 08:28 AM by Laser

OddjobAbe's Avatar
It's not that simple. He got it from Limewire, so unfortunately, we can't trace the hosts.

Showing the file name did cross my mind, but when I told him, he said it wasn't that simple. He had renamed it as '#47' so that if his wife did a virus scan, she wouldn't see it.

I suppose he can always rename it again to try and match the original name, but I'm not entirely sure if the police will believe us.
Posted 04-07-2008 at 08:31 AM by OddjobAbe

Laser's Avatar
He could download it again but with the police there so they have the original file
Posted 04-07-2008 at 08:36 AM by Laser

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I think we're getting somewhere. Problem is, we'll have to search 'deep throat' and try every file that pops up until we get the right one.

I'll start downloading the porno for him right now. I'll have to explain to the wife what I'm doing. I hope she doesn't think I'm lying. I remember once when she thought I lied, she destroyed my good alto reed. I can't let that happen again.
Posted 04-07-2008 at 08:41 AM by OddjobAbe

Leto's Avatar
'I'll start downloading the porno for him right now.'

yes. that's what all men say.

I SWEAR IT'S NOT FOR ME I'M HELPING MY FRIEND
Posted 04-08-2008 at 08:50 PM by Leto

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I'm going to assume that you're looking at it from my wife's perspective.

If not, let me get one thing straight - I think with my brain, not with my genitalia. I'm doing this for my brother.
Posted 04-09-2008 at 07:01 AM by OddjobAbe

 

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