A carol for this politically correct, multicultural world.

Is it wrong that I wanna screw the "non-contractual obligation" girl? I like her voice..

Yes. Jesus is very upset. Women's bodies were made for ignoring, not for desiring.

You're a sinner!
- Do any of you know anyone who really celebrates Kwanzaa? Cause I sure don't. I love Christmas and building my fake pine tree every year.

Me and my homeboys celebrate Kwanzaa every year. Payin' due respec' to our cultural heritage is real slick, bro.

In related news, a British teen was severely beaten today by a group of young, irate black men. When questioned by authorities they were heard to proclaim "It ain't so much that the bitch was making fun of us as it is what a stupid motherfucker the bitch is". Every one present, police included, nodded their heads in agreement. No charges have been filed.

Srsly? I guess I'm no Leto. Kind of ironic for a blog about cultural respect.

Sheesh. I was only kidding.

she's been tetchy lately.

I thought when I posted it, 'Is this in bad taste?'. Kidding or not, it was. I feel bad now.

You is racist, you cracker ass honkey.

No. You want to see some extraordinarily questionable usage of minority language? Read Gone With The Wind. I'm a little over half way through it now, and I'm amazed that I've never read a scathing review of how racist the book is. I'm embarrassed just reading it from time to time.

He got you, cunt.

Who got who?

I got you a present.

It's a dead rabbit.

Merry Christmas!

Merry chrismanhanukwanzakah!

Happy Chrimbus.