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Posted 10-31-2009 at 06:22 PM by mr.odd
I hate Halloween just because fucking 14-18 year olds can't go down to the store and buy their own god dam candy... shit heads...

Just a few minutes ago, a group of teenagers came to our house and started ringing the door bell 20X and banging the front door screaming; "GIVE US CANDY!!! WE KNOW YOUR HOME!!!" when we told them we were out, they kept ringing the door bell and banging on the door again.

Seriously, next year we're just going set out an empty bowl and let some other house deal with this shit.
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Mac Sirloin's Avatar
Get a pellet gun and shoot at them.
Posted 10-31-2009 at 06:39 PM by Mac Sirloin

Pilot's Avatar
Load a potato gun with salt candy and pop rocks. Shoot.
Posted 10-31-2009 at 06:41 PM by Pilot

Daxter King's Avatar
Wait, you told them you were out, expecting them to believe that there was no one home even though some one just said "No ones home lol"? If so, you deserve to get egged.
Posted 10-31-2009 at 06:50 PM by Daxter King

Nate's Avatar
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Seriously, next year we're just going set out an empty bowl and let some other house deal with this shit.
This is genius.
Posted 10-31-2009 at 07:40 PM by Nate

mr.odd's Avatar
@ Daxter King: after they banged on the door and all that the first time, we told them we were out. after that, they they just kept on demanding for candy.
Posted 10-31-2009 at 07:45 PM by mr.odd
Updated 10-31-2009 at 07:48 PM by mr.odd

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I live on the third floor of a flat, no knocks on my door .
Posted 11-01-2009 at 04:13 AM by Wings of Fire

MA's Avatar
who is 'no'?
does he know 'U'?

and Mr.Odd, do you mean you meant you were out of candy/sweets?
Posted 11-01-2009 at 06:45 AM by MA

Wings of Fire's Avatar
What I said was grammatically correct, a pretty easy to understand colloquialism for 'There are no knocks on my door'.
Posted 11-01-2009 at 07:41 AM by Wings of Fire

MA's Avatar
oh shit, read it wrong. i thought you had meant to put 'no one'.

yeah, i see now.
Posted 11-01-2009 at 07:45 AM by MA

mr.odd's Avatar
Yes, we ran out of candy just before those punks came to our house.

I'm starting to like the pellet gun idea.
Posted 11-01-2009 at 12:25 PM by mr.odd

T-nex's Avatar
wow... How greedy and pathetic O_o.. hope those kids get tooth aches!
Posted 11-01-2009 at 12:50 PM by T-nex

Sekto Springs's Avatar
You wouldn't happen to live in Pennsylvania do you? Because the friend I went with did the same thing.
Posted 11-01-2009 at 01:30 PM by Sekto Springs

OddjobAbe's Avatar
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who is 'no'?
does he know 'U'?
I almost forgot about this.
Posted 11-01-2009 at 02:05 PM by OddjobAbe

mr.odd's Avatar
@Sekto Springs: no
Posted 11-01-2009 at 02:18 PM by mr.odd

MA's Avatar
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I almost forgot about this.
You is!
remember that one? it was short lived between you and OANST.
Posted 11-01-2009 at 03:20 PM by MA

Wil's Avatar
Melt the candy and heat it to extraordinary temperature. Distribute to Trick Or Treaters via upstairs window.
Posted 11-01-2009 at 03:34 PM by Wil

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I had a gathering of a couple of thousand people literally right in front of my house, including a marching band, gymnasts and guys selling lightsabers.

Then they lit an enormous bonfire that illuminated the world, and lit many fireworks that exploded outside my window.

I wish I had known they were organising this.
Posted 11-02-2009 at 05:06 AM by Bullet Magnet

OANST's Avatar
I forgot about 'You is'. Them was fun.
Posted 11-02-2009 at 07:51 AM by OANST

 

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